Where's the manual for this thing!?
Can you make veggies taste like desserts? That'd be nice.
How many Republicans can dance on the head of a pin?
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I knew trump was bad, but who knew he had deathly hallows?
That's it. That's the joke 😂
This is why you never use HTML comments, kids :^)
Don't read them. Seriously, don't.
Yes, I do.
*mike drop*
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This is old news.
This cake was a lie. 🚫🍰
She thinks photoshop is too costly
I guess U don't need milk then...
When your crush has herpese ´・_・`
😢
But, will his family touch the insurance money ?
I will Hot Lightbulb!
Uhhh… needles?
And people say all Pokémon games are the same…
What's his stance on punishment for royal kidnappings?
Also, Mario was originally from Brooklyn, supposedly, so he's totally qualified to run for POTUS.
His healthcare plan: 1-Up Mushrooms for everyone!
I don't think he can run unless the Mushroom Kingdom is part of the United States.
I love you, Metro Man!
Yes, yes it is.
These Toy Story sequels sure got dark...
Being a parent is like being a 24/7 beta tester.
Get his ass arrested and deported back to Cuba 😡
Does he have that kind of power?
Great, now you tell me.
Aren't we all.
If the Internet controlled the law…
The muggles are onto us.
Yeah. no shit.
How did they narrow it down to just 17?
@cyris THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!
They would do that.
Insert political correctness joke here.
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Where's the manual for this thing!?