What a thong twister, I tell you what.
Judges don't yet have the power to limit how happy you can be.
But not anymore :^)
I Work for Raisins
So brave
I strongly approve of this slogan
What's interesting is the source headlines.
For coppying: Transform Your Old Headphones With the Avengers
Is this the synopsis for a new anime?
You are the worst poet ever.
We're DOOMED!
With what? Lots of lens flare?
This could be edited to make a better one
I would remove the : at the end, but otherwise, it's great!
Dog Bites.
Still picturing Bill. Him and his french fries.
If the New Jersey Generals were the OTHER kind of football team---
Slow news day?
The Burger King is dead. Long live the Burger King.
I thought they said "howdy".
No shit.
OH MY GOD THEY'RE RIGHT!
Should have brought an umbrella-ella.
Is that an episode of Friends?
That tweet gave me cancer.
The one that Doc Brown had at the end of BTTF Part 3?
Yellow journalism in a nutshell.
Must have been one hell of a punch.
The new Fullmetal Alchemist reboot in the making
Technically true.
We're hiring!
Oh god help us ;-;
A gingerbread house. It's the only kind of edible house that I know of.
Wow. Such funny. Very meme.
That wouldn't be a pretty sight.
Maybe not; they're 1-1.
I don't think I've seen the same pair of words three times in any of these.
I got one a bit like that.
Better than dead mice I suppose.
"Michael" was regular-case before I saved this. Now it's just kind of jarring. "MICHAEL!!! phelps."
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What a thong twister, I tell you what.