Headline Smasher

The entire word if you ask me.

The way we spell our words with fewer U's, obviously.

Walter White should've just opened an Italian restaurant instead.

I hear Linux is open...

Crime-fighting dogs? I must be on heroin!

It certainly is.

How did you know that!?

That gives me an idea for an erotic novel...

Too many tacos, obviously.

Wait a few thousand years.

Men too.

This would make for a great insult.

The real iPhone 7's aren't much better, honestly.

Millennials in a nutshell.

That sounds like some kind of euphemism.

Go robot dinosaurs!

Egg Beaters?

You can leave impressions on the couch if you sit there long enough.

The Trans-Pacific Railroad is already up and running!?

I don't think that's what he was good at...

The bodies of all the members of the Heaven's Gate suicide cult were all discovered with $5.75 in their pockets. $5 was the fine for vagrancy, and the 75 cents could be used to make three phone calls.

My teeth would disagree.

I think H.P. Lovecraft wrote a book about this.

Is this his new movie?

All of the good ones!

Yes, you are.

Not according to Descartes.

It's a suppository!

So Kidz Bop was a covert way to restart the MKUltra program all over again?

I'd believe that.

Thanks, Shyamalan.

I can actually see this happening tbh

*rows away*

For a second I was going to take the "Pokemon go is a bad game" comment seriously, but then I saw it was by Gizmodo.

I thought he was always drunk

Fight the power Harry

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welp

My how things have escalated

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