Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

78	78 Vote	This Cool and Nerdy Dad Is Doing More Than Just Bothering Women on Dating Sites
105	105 Vote	Nielsen Media Research: We Count Everybody, Unless You're a Shiny Metal Sphere 1	1
189	189 Vote	Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
9	9 Vote	What if Someone You Loved Died Protecting Our Precious Right to Wear Pants
259	259 Vote	California School District Tells Students to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
211	211 Vote	Americans Agree: America Is Now a Thing
388	388 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
68	68 Vote	One Direction's New Perfume Smells Like a Human Cadaver
271	271 Vote	Lord of the Uncontrollable Boner
192	192 Vote	Us Government Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
23	23 Vote	This Puppy Would Like to Appear on Brazilian Playboy Cover
85	85 Vote	Eliminating Al Qaeda's No. 3, Dale Earnhardt
459	459 Vote	Fucking White People Look the Same
237	237 Vote	My Friend Clint Just Got Denied Planetary Status AGAIN
200	200 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
99	99 Vote	Your Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
193	193 Vote	Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA! 1	1
28	28 Vote	Yeah, Maybe I Do Want to Hug a Nun and Cry
180	180 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
737	737 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
310	310 Vote	Research Suggests That It's Not the Mid-1970s
285	285 Vote	Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
156	156 Vote	Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
251	251 Vote	Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
369	369 Vote	Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
173	173 Vote	Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
6	6 Vote	Kony 2012 Part II: The Kotaku Review
4	4 Vote	Scientists Grow Teeth From Urine
4	4 Vote	OMG Rich People Problems: Too Many
3	3 Vote	Gold Chair, Gold Stove, Gold Everything: Your Serbian Bachelor Meme Is Weirder Than It Is Gross and Racist
136	136 Vote	Why You Should Be Fired
88	88 Vote	You Just Can't Reach the Moon
4	4 Vote	The Only Way to Stop a Child
3	3 Vote	The 17 Best Moments of Nintendo's 1990 Fruit Snack Rap Attack
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3