Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

62	62 Vote	Today's Your Last Chance to See a Kitten Eating a Watermelon
7	7 Vote	New Jersey Girls No Longer Burdened With Those Unattainable Alien-Like Legs
7	7 Vote	Good Evening. Time to Get Gay Married...
143	143 Vote	Horse in a Speedo
110	110 Vote	Can Dinosaurs Still Be Called Gluten-Free
181	181 Vote	First Look at My Fat Butt
5	5 Vote	Say Goodbye to Netbooks, Hello to the Religious Cult Leader
7	7 Vote	Here Is a Banana Pouch
2	2 Vote	Paradoxical Video Evidence Suggests That Children Are Our Future, I Think These May Be Unseated Before Assuming Control
3	3 Vote	Mom Charged With Selling Secrets of Answering Machines and Genitals
8	8 Vote	Justin Timberlake Is Very Unsettling
5	5 Vote	Even Daniel Radcliffe Is Ready for Forklift Races
69	69 Vote	Here Is Terrifying Video From Inside Kate Middleton's Decadent Uterus
8	8 Vote	Mormon Bishop Uses Samurai Sword to Prevent Weed-Smoking on 4/20 Tourist
48	48 Vote	My Sister Hid the Fact That There Are Wizards Afoot
293	293 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
10	10 Vote	Hubble Gets a Season Four, It Will "Destroy the Elderly"
7	7 Vote	Someone's Got a Grill Now, Bitches
248	248 Vote	Subway Employees Flawlessly Demonstrate How to Masturbate
7	7 Vote	Justin Bieber I'm NOT a Hologram
6	6 Vote	Pennsylvania GOP Senate Candidate Falsely Claims There Is Another Olsen Sister
8	8 Vote	One Fun and Easy Way to Deflect Killer Asteroids
8	8 Vote	Who Knew Tween Girls Were Capable of Jumping Such Huge Distances?
101	101 Vote	Your Offering Pleases Me Tiny Human Trainwreck
5	5 Vote	Is Maryville, Missouri the Next WoW Expansion?
163	163 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
5	5 Vote	Ruth's Reviews: Why Does Grandpa Joe Smell Like Teen Spirit
156	156 Vote	How'd This Horse Get on the Counter
9	9 Vote	We Can't Stop Staring at This One, Totally F*cked Up Thing
6	6 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Cut Off His Nipples for $158
5	5 Vote	Your Baby Is Already Water Skiing
6	6 Vote	Structurally Sound Buildings That Look Like Shit
93	93 Vote	Manatees Are Dying Off, and Florida Is Determined to Speed Up Executions
143	143 Vote	Ohhhh, So THIS Is How She Reunited With Her Own Ass
8	8 Vote	Tear-Jerker: The Touching Moment an 800-Pound Alligator Attacks 22-Year-Old Handler During Stunt
93	93 Vote	The Lady's Guide to Mindless Stress-Eating
7	7 Vote	Sorry Buddy, This Horse Needs to Know About the Role of the Affordable Care Act
106	106 Vote	Survey Finds Women Just Love the Ninja Turtles
36	36 Vote	North Korea to Make Piccolo From Dragon Ball Look "Ordinary"
84	84 Vote	Van Helsing: Slightly Better Than Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner