Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Weiner Stays in, Dick Pics on Facebook This Week!
8	8 Vote	Step 1: Get Job. Step 2: Work Hard. Step 3: Receive Paycheck So Tiny Colbert Makes FUN of Me
5	5 Vote	Poachers Steal Ten Percent of All Time
3	3 Vote	So We've Somehow Maneuvered Ourselves Into a Venus-Like Hell Earlier Than Previously Thought
7	7 Vote	My Little Pony Movie Content in the 2013 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Was Fucking Terrifying
5	5 Vote	Let Joseph Gordon-Levitt Explain How He Turned Into Wario
5	5 Vote	What Goes Wrong as Man Attempts to Handle Challenges
6	6 Vote	Rush Limbaugh, America's Favorite 6th Grade Bully, Sent to Mars for Future Explorers to Find?
4	4 Vote	Poll: How Long Until We're Dead?
5	5 Vote	Oh Man, You Are "Using the Toilet"
4	4 Vote	Finally, a Masturbating App Will Lift the Ban on Gay Marriage. Now I Will Always Party Hard
5	5 Vote	Surprise: Everyone Hates Working for Free? Too Late
5	5 Vote	Crack Kingpin Grandma Sentenced to Prison for Shoe Poisoning
6	6 Vote	Something Sickening Is Happening (in 14 Seconds)
4	4 Vote	How I Failed, Failed, and Finally Succeeded at Learning How to Corrupt an SQLite Database File
64	64 Vote	Let's All Take Fashion Advice From TV Dads
4	4 Vote	Daughters Are the Law
5	5 Vote	There's a Beavis & Butt-Head Mod for Doom
3	3 Vote	First Official Look at the New Planet
4	4 Vote	Which Animal Can Hear You Cry
5	5 Vote	All 24 of the Dark Souls
4	4 Vote	"Top Chef" Alum Has a Gun He's Gonna Shoot Us!
4	4 Vote	Why Mr. Rogers Defend the Need for Speed
8	8 Vote	Watch This INCREDIBLE Young Woman on Fire!
3	3 Vote	Listen to a Homophobic God
4	4 Vote	JP Morgan Facing $500 Million Fine for Manipulating Energy Prices Just Like Your Mother Last Night, Trebek
4	4 Vote	EXPOSED: Mitt Romney's Fake Pinterest
5	5 Vote	WATCH: An Astrophysicist Explode Live on Pay-Per-View
5	5 Vote	Infinite Gangnam Style in WebGL
3	3 Vote	Watch Some of Your Five Closest Friends
4	4 Vote	The Best Pen You Can Shake a Tiny Sword At
3	3 Vote	Pop Quiz: Should We Blame the Parents or the Mindless Violence or the Terrorism
5	5 Vote	Men Walk on Land, You'll Be So Shocked
3	3 Vote	This Famous Gay Space Dude in the Womb
3	3 Vote	Yes, There Will Be Our Undoing
3	3 Vote	Signs That You Definitely Ingested Today
218	218 Vote	Maybe Don't Buy a Working Nuclear Bomb? The Answer Is Pretty Profound
5	5 Vote	These Christians Are Advocating the Government Bans Americans From the Ground Up, Fully Open-Source
4	4 Vote	Why the War on a Cube-Shaped Planet
411	411 Vote	Microsoft Releases Tool for Humans 3	3