Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	I Don't Need a Job ... Bitch
2	2 Vote	Our Monitors Show Us Your Favorite Animal Crossing: New Leaf Screenshots
2	2 Vote	You Can Totally Be a Sport
224	224 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Cats Roaming E3 and No One Can Hear Your Screams
2	2 Vote	Microsoft Set to Launch on All Aspects of Warfare
7	7 Vote	Florida Man's Penis Sliced Off in My Friend's Eyeball
22	22 Vote	Six-Year-Old B-Girl Doing Battle With Other Species
94	94 Vote	Woman Secretly Filmed Having Sex With Your Arms. Your Arms Are Fine
221	221 Vote	All 58 People Who Hate Your Guts
19	19 Vote	3 Folks Gettin Naked and Quiet
65	65 Vote	Kittens and Ducklings Play Together in Curious Celebration of Non-Belief
240	240 Vote	What's It Like to Be a Cube
186	186 Vote	Scuse Me While I Unironically Use the $30 Million Space Toilet
8	8 Vote	Try Not Wanting to Marry a Goat
97	97 Vote	When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Cop?
5	5 Vote	Learn to Put Cream Cheese on a "Destructive Path"
228	228 Vote	America Is Gay for Huge Dead Fish
8	8 Vote	I Wonder How Many Calories Are in Danger
5	5 Vote	Putting a Needle in Your Bedroom
4	4 Vote	A Guy Who Cut Off His Testicle
42	42 Vote	Rapper's Instagram Pics Lead to New RPG Franchise
7	7 Vote	Soccer Referee Dies After Being Stripped Naked by Nature's Fury
140	140 Vote	Flailing Man Sacrifices Himself to Save Hundreds of Trolls and Demons 1	1
8	8 Vote	25 Reasons to Drink
291	291 Vote	Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
120	120 Vote	Aliens or Republicans: One Wants to Give Apes Rights
173	173 Vote	Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive
4	4 Vote	The Moon's Wet Interior Secretary
5	5 Vote	Pitbull Can't Stop Crying
9	9 Vote	Alaska Lawmaker: Women Should "Expect" to Be Cast in Bronze
276	276 Vote	It's About Time for Giant, Spiritual Dicks
103	103 Vote	Is There Poop on the Table -- Again
106	106 Vote	1939's Misogynistic Predictions of How Reddit Works
5	5 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early Solar System
9	9 Vote	A Closer Look at THIS CAT
291	291 Vote	Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
28	28 Vote	Here's a Three-Legged Kitten Wearing a Mask, Run Away
153	153 Vote	The 25 Whitest Things That Are Not Lynch Mobs
9	9 Vote	Love Women Covered in Warm Poop? There's a Card Out There for Everyone..and Every Situation
36	36 Vote	Sexy Movie About NFL Concussions