Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

321	321 Vote	11-Year-Old Walks Into a Meme 3	3
129	129 Vote	This Is a Complete Bag of Chips
25	25 Vote	Crazy Things Disney Employees Have Witnessed While Working on Christmas Eve
21	21 Vote	An Incredible World of Breakfast Cereal
141	141 Vote	Mom Loses Custody of Herself
8	8 Vote	Did Fox News Lose All Its Credibility in 93 Seconds?
101	101 Vote	How to Identify Objects
42	42 Vote	Japanese Banana Art Is So Damn Sexy?
31	31 Vote	And This Kid Will Multiply
8	8 Vote	Little Girls Are Influenced by J.R.R. Tolkien
10	10 Vote	I Can't Promise Santa Will Give You Vertigo
18	18 Vote	Every Guy Should Eat Bugs
8	8 Vote	Australia Is an Ecosystem
44	44 Vote	Athletes Who Are Going to Die
7	7 Vote	Chris Hemsworth Underwent Intense Training for His New Celebrity Perfume
14	14 Vote	Maryland Politicos Threaten to Fight a Werewolf
30	30 Vote	Why Romney and Barack Obama Used to Be Weirdos
48	48 Vote	Wait, So Is Porn Addiction Even a Sport?
135	135 Vote	How Experienced in Pooping Are You? [CHART]
392	392 Vote	An Incredibly Disturbing Look at My Fat Butt
140	140 Vote	Watch Tetris Played on Meth Lab Equipment
76	76 Vote	12 Sexual Positions That Should Require a License
5	5 Vote	Marine Who Urinated on Taliban Corpses Says He Was "Evil" and Bad, but He's Not a Fairy Tale — It's Real Life
4	4 Vote	The Meaning of Life Explained With Soda Bottles
47	47 Vote	Why Don't More Moms Talk to Their Feet
7	7 Vote	Most Dads Try to Stay Alive
89	89 Vote	It Takes Ikea Five Years to Design a Cool-Ass Alien Spaceship?
3	3 Vote	Proof That Ke$ha Can Actually Change the Color of Suspects
5	5 Vote	When, Exactly, Will We Eat?
7	7 Vote	A Chandelier Made From Human Skin
73	73 Vote	Your Internet Boyfriend Might Be a Very Disengaged President. I'm Not Kidding.
6	6 Vote	Sexy Skeleton Models Are Easily the Best Hangover Cure. UM, DUH
58	58 Vote	Tumblr Lifts Its Ban on Chain-Link Fences
3	3 Vote	Mavis and Olga, a Tale of Privilege
24	24 Vote	Romney Refuses to Say Cheese
407	407 Vote	Some Good News: God Has Been Cancelled 2	2
33	33 Vote	66 Million Girls Under 14 Give Birth on Hospital Lawn After Nurses Wouldn't Even Open the Door
102	102 Vote	Watch a Brave Little Girl Take on Dwarf Fortress
90	90 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
49	49 Vote	Man Forced to Do More Televised Musicals