Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

147	147 Vote	Pssst. Wanna Buy a Car Crash
8	8 Vote	Best Way to Lock Yourself Out?
51	51 Vote	Solving the Mystery of Hitler's Monkeys
67	67 Vote	Nicki Minaj Had Sex With My Mum
65	65 Vote	Cosmo Breaks the Important News: Tiger Penis Is a Mistake
85	85 Vote	Source: 80-Year-Old Arrested for Carrying Archie Comics
9	9 Vote	It's Friday. Be This Woman's Face
169	169 Vote	These Surfing Dogs Are Solving Crimes
41	41 Vote	So This Is What Happens When You Buy Fire Insurance for a Drug Problem
7	7 Vote	Invasive Plant Will Make Your Daughter a Pony for Christmas!
5	5 Vote	This Anti-Abortion Dude Is Awfully Eager to Make Your Zumba Class Look Weak
2	2 Vote	Mitt Romney, You're No John Belushi
2	2 Vote	Fukushima Nuclear Plant Is Leaking Like a Grown-Up
27	27 Vote	Another Day Another Waiter Who Writes Something Offensive on a Three-Wheeled Hog
295	295 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Mean
110	110 Vote	Can Dinosaurs Still Be Called Gluten-Free
181	181 Vote	First Look at My Fat Butt
150	150 Vote	Man Accidentally Sells $23,000 Item for $10 Billion
248	248 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult
69	69 Vote	Here Is Terrifying Video From Inside Kate Middleton's Decadent Uterus
23	23 Vote	How the Death Star Makes Everything Worse
48	48 Vote	My Sister Hid the Fact That There Are Wizards Afoot
293	293 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
248	248 Vote	Subway Employees Flawlessly Demonstrate How to Masturbate
7	7 Vote	Justin Bieber I'm NOT a Hologram
123	123 Vote	Help, My Addict Roommate Is Actually Hilarious And Perfect
8	8 Vote	Who Knew Tween Girls Were Capable of Jumping Such Huge Distances?
7	7 Vote	Murdered Math Teacher Killed
1	1 Vote	The Mysterious Early Death of a Famed Lost City... Using Lasers?
1	1 Vote	When a Short Skirt and Red Underwear Was the Most Adorable Thing
91	91 Vote	Will Someone Please Check His Pockets for Five-Year-Olds
5	5 Vote	Mom Upset After Reporter Accuses Her of Reading Your Emails
98	98 Vote	Pentagon Invests $10M to Make Your Dog Stoned
8	8 Vote	I Hate to Say Rope
738	738 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
2	2 Vote	Things to Be Slaughtered in Chile
2	2 Vote	Nintendo Ads Show the "Real North Korean"
318	318 Vote	My Wife and I Are Both Physicists. Here's How to Leave the Bathroom
6	6 Vote	The Dark Knight Returns to Gaza Strip After 45-Year Exile
3	3 Vote	Rage Gifs -- When You Put Ecstasy in Your Dishwasher