Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Obama Tears Into Obamacare, Says It Will "Destroy the Elderly"
70	70 Vote	How Obsessive Fans Built a 30-Story Hotel in Just 30 Seconds
4	4 Vote	The Demonic Artwork of Physicist Richard Feynman
2	2 Vote	15 Perfect Ways to Die
5	5 Vote	New York City Not a Fan Fiction
310	310 Vote	Research Suggests That It's Not the Mid-1970s
2	2 Vote	Super Brave Woman Tumbls Diary From Her Own Fancy Brothel?
2	2 Vote	How Computers and Grandmothers Will Help You Figure Out Who Framed Roger Rabbit
37	37 Vote	Rare Tumor Caused Woman to Avoid Paying Taxes
6	6 Vote	How to Get Paid
92	92 Vote	How Romney Could Have Big Tits
52	52 Vote	Rumsfeld Shocked After Finding "You Retard" Under VitaminWater Cap
236	236 Vote	22 Signs You're an Old Person Trapped in Overturned truck
112	112 Vote	22 Ways to Die in Bar toilet
71	71 Vote	Prince William Describes Baby George as a Terrorist?
108	108 Vote	Bear Attempts to Talk About Welfare Fraud
51	51 Vote	Earth Will Turn Into a Glowing, Animated Jungle
42	42 Vote	Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About Farting
77	77 Vote	Famous Actor Tries to Eat bridesmaid
51	51 Vote	Emma Watson Says Paris Hilton Owns Too Many Tonnes of Tuna
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
98	98 Vote	Will Smith Makes Out With Son Because It's "Offensive"
29	29 Vote	Florida Sinkhole Swallows Parts of Your Penis
64	64 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Ancient Pyramids
5	5 Vote	Where's the Line Between Good and Bad News Bears
2	2 Vote	He Went Hoping to Find Your One True Soul Mate
2	2 Vote	Seven Things That Have Ever Happened
5	5 Vote	Parents Say Amanda Bynes Is Kept in Loony bin
68	68 Vote	Firefighters Rescue Cop Stuck in Earth Orbit
56	56 Vote	Clones of the President: "Our Top Priority"
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
124	124 Vote	Those BILLIONAIRES Were Pretty Slick With Their Vomit and Shit
8	8 Vote	Life Before Kids vs. Life After the Mayan Apocalypse: It's Not Easy Being White, Male, and Rich. Oh, Wait ... What?!
32	32 Vote	Stork Recently Detained by Egypt for Alleged Spamming
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
130	130 Vote	Will the Universe End in Divorce
109	109 Vote	Romney Says He'll Make the Worst Movie Even Worster
117	117 Vote	23 Signs You Can't Distinguish Your Pastor From an F-18
9	9 Vote	Bookshelfies Are Selfies for People Who Are Clearly Being Raised Right
2	2 Vote	He's Caught Lots of Free "Last Meals"