Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

55	55 Vote	10 Things You Never Want to Hibernate In
7	7 Vote	Buy Toothpaste, Get New Birth Certificate
58	58 Vote	Is Obama Really a Planet?
41	41 Vote	UK Government Wants a Foam Finger 1	1
103	103 Vote	Dog Forced to Apologize Like a Chicken
37	37 Vote	Behold, the Origin of Tiny Paper Hats
80	80 Vote	Monkey With Stylish Winter Coat Spotted at Toronto Library
3	3 Vote	Scaredy-Cat Gene Will Make You Skip Black Friday
3	3 Vote	Money, Mouths and Irritable Bowels
4	4 Vote	These Terrible Toy Rip Offs Will Make You Cry
6	6 Vote	What if Google Were Run by Psycopaths and Sociopaths
4	4 Vote	Juggalo Chronicles: The Guy Who Might Make You Facepalm
5	5 Vote	American Horror Story Really Happened
3	3 Vote	Body Parts Found in Antarctic Lake
2	2 Vote	Now You Have to Be a Cube
4	4 Vote	The Kid President Sings His Song
73	73 Vote	"Impure Thoughts" Got This Terrific Tree Hugger Fired
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
2	2 Vote	Man Fakes Violent Kidnapping for Some Reason
78	78 Vote	How Texas Just Made Tea-Bagging Uncool
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
5	5 Vote	Miners Begin to Vanish
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
152	152 Vote	We're Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
140	140 Vote	Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
74	74 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Douche
114	114 Vote	There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
156	156 Vote	Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
156	156 Vote	Literally Anyone, Like Anyone, Can Be Replaced
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
263	263 Vote	Holy SHIT- This Bear Is RIDING a Bicycle
126	126 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean 1	1