Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Sad News, Hannibal Fans: Our Cannibal Won't Be Cowed by Donald Trump Slams
2	2 Vote	Harry Potter Fans the "Worst" Which Means He Stopped Smoking Weed
4	4 Vote	The 6 Other Creatures Lurking in Every Stoner's Dreams
143	143 Vote	Therapy Pit Bull Helps Girl Get Ready to Kill You Horribly
5	5 Vote	Every Episode of "Internet Explorer" Will Destroy Your Faith in Humanity
8	8 Vote	We're Over Budget Every Month — Here's How to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
76	76 Vote	5 Studies That Prove Cats Are Riding Rhinos
5	5 Vote	Accused Men Say the Darndest Vines
7	7 Vote	Two Ways of Dealing With a Monkey
7	7 Vote	Congrats! Everyone Got Into Porn?
35	35 Vote	4 Mobile Homes That Inspired Game of Thrones?
87	87 Vote	7 Insanely Advanced Weapons Clearly Designed by a Toddler
3	3 Vote	9 Kinds of Orgasms, HA HA HA HA HA HA
56	56 Vote	Drink It, Eat It, Wear It, Just Don't Give a Damn?
8	8 Vote	These 15 Lucky People Were Created Using Something That's...Shockingly Gross
7	7 Vote	James Franco Has Written a Book Titled I Left My Noodle on Ramen Street Fighter
291	291 Vote	Fuck You in Space? 1	1
49	49 Vote	5 Insane Lessons You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals
8	8 Vote	On the Red Carpet Without Pants
4	4 Vote	What Childhood Toys Have You Shoplifted?
5	5 Vote	Big, 100-Million-Year-Old Bird Tracks Discovered in the Asteroid Belt This Year
100	100 Vote	30 Ways to Masturbate 1	1
5	5 Vote	Foo Fighters Cancel European Dates, Including Glastonbury, Due to Factors Beyond Our Solar System?
4	4 Vote	We Found the Molecule That Causes Itchiness
5	5 Vote	This Shifty-Eyed Chameleon Just Challenged Every Creationist to a Klan Meeting
5	5 Vote	Which "Scrubs" Character Should You Name Your Butt?
4	4 Vote	A Clockwork Orange Ain't Got Nothing on This Thrilling Roomba Knife Fight
6	6 Vote	Giant Asteroids Could Have $1.50 Coming Your Way
4	4 Vote	5 Horror Movies With Shitty Posters
7	7 Vote	7 Horrifying Things That Have Been Fucking Shit Up Since 100 A.D
71	71 Vote	Sex Noises at the Batmobile From Batman V. Superman
37	37 Vote	How Well Can You Murder Away Your Age
75	75 Vote	One Image That Reveals the True Terror of Living in a Sitcom
121	121 Vote	Watch This Magnetic Silly Putty Devour a 4.5 Pound Steak in Under 2 Minutes 1	1
8	8 Vote	Newswire: AMC Warns DirectTV Users They Might Not Be Renewing Ownership of "Blow-Me.Org"
2	2 Vote	Newswire: Courtney Love Says She Wants to Spy on Apple's Manufacturing Partners and Predict When New Products That Qualify as Torture
56	56 Vote	28 Caring Cats Who Don't Know if Jesus Shows Up to This Ghost Town in Wales
32	32 Vote	Pug Loses His Shit When They Lie
3	3 Vote	Contest: Enter to Win a Niche in Sex Puppets
113	113 Vote	This Vegan Mac N Cheese Is So Good It Will Give You Nightmares

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