Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

154	154 Vote	No, Science Has Not Improved
117	117 Vote	Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
93	93 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
290	290 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on Salad 1	1
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
251	251 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
128	128 Vote	Watch Bill Nye's Courageous Robot Dance From Last Night's Game of Thrones
235	235 Vote	There's Something Wrong With Ronald McDonald 1	1
70	70 Vote	The Absolute Worst Parts of Your Vulva
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
100	100 Vote	WATCH: Mitt Romney's Scandalous Gay Past!
200	200 Vote	You Suck Because I Have a Moustache 3	3
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
212	212 Vote	Free the Weed Fairy 1	1
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
74	74 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Face During Surgery
112	112 Vote	Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
134	134 Vote	Hollywood Out of Wood
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
283	283 Vote	Google Threatens to Fuck Up
651	651 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
181	181 Vote	28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
106	106 Vote	There's an Instagram Account Called Tips for Women From a Toaster 1	1
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
74	74 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Douche
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone