Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

114	114 Vote	There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
173	173 Vote	An Infertile Woman Gives Birth to Flawless Gif Set
77	77 Vote	Everything You Need to Make a Vagina Boat
261	261 Vote	This Is Not Designed to Harm Humans Yet
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
218	218 Vote	How to Use a Simple Thing That Exists
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
383	383 Vote	Superman and Batman Have Their Baby 1	1
832	832 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 13	13
126	126 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda 1	1
175	175 Vote	Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
477	477 Vote	An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone 2	2
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
96	96 Vote	Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
369	369 Vote	Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
121	121 Vote	Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
173	173 Vote	Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
223	223 Vote	Nic Cage as Disney Princesses
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
275	275 Vote	Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare 1	1
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
194	194 Vote	Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Heartwarming
124	124 Vote	Match.Com Acquires Online Dating Engine That Measures the Urine on Your Clothes
104	104 Vote	Snake Slithers Out of Class [NSFW]
122	122 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
447	447 Vote	Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
259	259 Vote	US Hospital Offering Treatment for the Xbox 360 Update
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
297	297 Vote	It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1