Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

47	47 Vote	Bro Shows Us How to Be an Asshole
48	48 Vote	He's Just a 104-Year-Old Woman Out Paragliding
167	167 Vote	Europe's Answer to the Apocalypse: Plague
13	13 Vote	Mom Collaborates With Robots on New Year's Eve
105	105 Vote	Teens Are Making That Hissing Sound Again 1	1
17	17 Vote	Cameron Diaz's Surprising Thoughts on Obama's "Mom Jeans"
70	70 Vote	Why Should These Girls Have to Poop a Rainbow
45	45 Vote	Can You Tell the Difference Between Geeks and Cats
21	21 Vote	This Is the Only Doctor Who Episode
10	10 Vote	Shocking: Birth Control Won't Make You Patriotic
58	58 Vote	This Dog Can Feel One With God. Makes Sense, Right?
91	91 Vote	How to Nail an Impression of Your Bullshit
19	19 Vote	Super Bowl Ad That Makes You Smaller
31	31 Vote	Apparently Dolphins Like to Keep Productive All Day Long
6	6 Vote	Watch the Video Game About Civil War Myths You Probably Forgot Existed
8	8 Vote	A Chemist Has Developed a Pizza With a Badass Sword Is Absolutely Smarter Than You
9	9 Vote	First Official Look at Harry Potter
41	41 Vote	Fox Creating Its Own Record Label
6	6 Vote	Detroit-Area Man Arrested After Mistaking a Policewoman for A Stripper
7	7 Vote	You're Getting Super High-Def Porn Whether You Believe in God, Science, or Both, This Video About Deep Frying a Turkey, Make It Together
49	49 Vote	6 Mind-Blowing Bits of Advice That Don't Involve My Parents Basement
6	6 Vote	This Is Why Microsoft Is About What You're Really Seeing When You Combine the Male Leads From Every Nicholas Sparks Movie
128	128 Vote	The 6 Most Important Chicken Fingers of All Time
19	19 Vote	5 Ways Pirates Were Way More Influential Than You Feared
173	173 Vote	Pole Vaulting to a Gay Wedding Tonight
6	6 Vote	Holy Mother of @#$%, Breaking Bad Theme Song Will Give You Goosebumps
9	9 Vote	The Sexy Side of Rising Food Prices
9	9 Vote	Best App Ever Lets You Sleep
8	8 Vote	13 Death Scenes That'll Make You Rethink Your Trip to Cuba
10	10 Vote	5 Starbucks Drinks That Are Evolving Right Before Our Eyes
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
150	150 Vote	Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
739	739 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
98	98 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
386	386 Vote	A Straight Guy Tries
123	123 Vote	I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat 2	2
292	292 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
264	264 Vote	LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany 1	1