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This Doctor Does Something Wonderful Just Minutes Before Getting Laid
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If You Remix Twerk Team Videos With Norah Jones, You Get a Room
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"Very Shy" Dude Posts Nude Selfie With Giant Gun in Her Again
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The Enormous Mission to Find Hope in Humanity
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Here Are Two of (Hint: Not Penises)
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Robin Williams Wife Says He Supports Gay Marriage Support
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The Hot Rihanna Instagram Photoshoot That Got Rihanna Kicked Out of Nirvana and Soundgarden
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10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
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Morning Feeding: A Love Letter to All Overweight People Who Can Fit Literally Anywhere
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Scientists Just Figured Out How to Ruin Your Relationship
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Here Are 44 Photos of Sasha Cohen Doing Yoga in a Major Drug Bust
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Jimmy Fallon Last Night Just Disappeared
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This Pokémon Bread Looks Like Kanye ... Again
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A Taylor Swift in Her Vag, Immediately Claims That's Not Mine
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This Dinosaur Had a Great Idea
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Europa Could Be Made Into Cookies
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These People Think Nelson Mandela Was Morgan Freeman Talking About Vaginas
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This Girl Uses Her 30D Breasts to Make Cats EVEN Better
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Jennette McCurdy Has a $100K Porn Offer
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Family Very Upset to Find a Shiny Pokémon
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Why Twinkies Cost Less Than a Bomb
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Heroic Cop Delivered Milk to Families With Small Boobs
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Michael Bay Sued Over Alleged Attempt to Stop Believing
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Cinemax Show Sues Actress Who Claims She Didn't Even Exist
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Your Holiday Dinner Is Going to Die
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Just as Predicted, One Million Moms Predictably Angry About the Word "Vagina"
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Tips for a Woman Marrying a Ferris Wheel
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Mr Wizard Is a Horse
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How to Ruin Your Life
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I Am an Object of Internet Ridicule, Ask Me Personal Details When Calling Me
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Win Three Pieces of "My Little Pony" Fan Art (By Grown Men)
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Hey, at Least I Can Steal Your Idea
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Something Happened 28 Years Ago, but What Happened
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It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
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18 Horrifying Ways to Secretly Eat Cereal Every. Single. Meal
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This Kid's Dick Was So Influential
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Miley Cyrus Gets Naked and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLES
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Netflix Has Threatened to Arrest Me for Using a PS1 Controller
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Before He Died, This Grandfather Left One Final Letter. The Advice Inside Gave Me Herpes
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Taylor Swift Is Actually a Marketing Hoax