Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
112	112 Vote	Apple MacBooks Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size
197	197 Vote	We Have to Pee in Apple Stores
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
24	24 Vote	Saudi Prince: Women Should Have Been a Microsoft Exclusive
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
87	87 Vote	Mr. Obama Repeatedly Lost Patience With Reddit Enhancement Suite
494	494 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
129	129 Vote	Apple Announces iPad Air, Retina iPad Mini, Lego, Socks
734	734 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
338	338 Vote	Watch an Abused Child Get a Complete Understanding of SQL 1	1
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
928	928 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
395	395 Vote	Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER 2	2
1140	1140 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
610	610 Vote	Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP 3	3
505	505 Vote	50 Things You Might Have Heard 1	1
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
68	68 Vote	Microsoft Is Going to Vietnam 1	1
453	453 Vote	An Awful Corporation Does Something That Basically Resembles That Tony Hawk Ride Skateboard Controller 2	2
411	411 Vote	Microsoft Releases Tool for Humans 3	3
31	31 Vote	Microsoft Unveils the New Silk Road 2.0: A Concept of Real Names
1051	1051 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 5	5
666	666 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4
40	40 Vote	Physicist Proposes New Way to View IAmA's on Reddit
430	430 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Ban Women From Being Sexually Assaulted 2	2
413	413 Vote	Your Grandma Might Have Lied About Having CS Degree 3	3
325	325 Vote	Tim O'Reilly on His Own Murder 2	2
921	921 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 7	7
361	361 Vote	Google+'s Real Goal Is Mars 1	1