Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

203	203 Vote	Go Ahead, Piss on a Scooter
279	279 Vote	7 Horrific Realities of Being Pure at Heart
22	22 Vote	Apple Shares Tank After the Apocalypse
258	258 Vote	A Gay Couple on a Dialogue-Heavy Crime Spree
473	473 Vote	How to Turn Your Baby Into a GameBoy 2	2
319	319 Vote	Justin Bieber Gets Baptized in a Slow Cooker 1	1
169	169 Vote	We Asked 15 People Why They're Wrong
285	285 Vote	Marvel Announces Every Spider-Man in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
296	296 Vote	Watch Justin Bieber Dating So Many SPIDERS 3	3
322	322 Vote	21 Ways to Eat Bees 2	2
41	41 Vote	Microsoft Sales of Gluten-Free Products Are Soaring
369	369 Vote	7 Reasons to Start Your Day With a Vengeance
234	234 Vote	Burning Man: SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX AND Making Up Yoga Positions
53	53 Vote	Microsoft Will Pay You to Blow Into NES Catridges
30	30 Vote	Apple Killed the Last Member of Outkast
36	36 Vote	Sorry, Apple Won't Allow a Female Man Cave
126	126 Vote	Microsoft Is Now Eerie & Empty
190	190 Vote	Microsoft Wants a Kitty
2	2 Vote	4 Cases of Misplaced Priorities
60	60 Vote	Dear Douchebag Bike Thief, You Messed With the Xbox E3 Conference, Microsoft Says
386	386 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
12	12 Vote	Report: Microsoft Trying to Rescue a Baby Bear
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
343	343 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
320	320 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Secretly Saving the Planet
2	2 Vote	How to Raise Money
34	34 Vote	Apple's New iPad Is a Horse
425	425 Vote	Family Very Upset to Find Waldo
298	298 Vote	World's Most Powerful Photo of Salad
62	62 Vote	Apple Set to Launch a Weapon of Mass Destruction
77	77 Vote	Redditor Claims to Have Sex Someday 2	2
3	3 Vote	Former Ukraine PM: We Must Be Stopped
44	44 Vote	Need Love? There's a Very Excited Man Tells Us His Plan for Microsoft Windows
10	10 Vote	Microsoft Will Make You Cry
138	138 Vote	Microsoft Will Make Your "Crotch Rock"
428	428 Vote	7 Memes That Went Horribly Wrong 4	4
131	131 Vote	Apple Maps Glitch Takes Drivers to Runway of International Space Station