Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

32	32 Vote	Apple No Longer Welcome in App Store
35	35 Vote	Microsoft's Big Plans for Arctic Ice Cube
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
379	379 Vote	Republicans Continue to Exist 2	2
5	5 Vote	You Call It Poison
414	414 Vote	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Disappointed 1	1
206	206 Vote	Microsoft Might Be Destroying the Universe 2	2
54	54 Vote	Microsoft Unveils the Bones of St. Peter
90	90 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
111	111 Vote	Apple's Game Center Is Now Arresting Dogs and Putting Them in Doggy Jail
58	58 Vote	Reddit User Freaks Out British town
334	334 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Fully Operational 1	1
224	224 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Cats Roaming E3 and No One Can Hear Your Screams
96	96 Vote	Mr. Obama Repeatedly Lost Patience With Reddit Memes
218	218 Vote	U.S. Military Is Losing Patience With Reddit Memes
35	35 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Your Nude Pics
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
274	274 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Nutella
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
19	19 Vote	Microsoft Shoots Down Syrian Helicopter
5	5 Vote	How to Destroy Earth
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
507	507 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1