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You Might Not Even Exist
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Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
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Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
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White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
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Teach Your Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve
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In Space, No One Cares Anymore
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Some Rude British People Describe the Super Bowl
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Uncommon Uses for Tennis Balls That Will Blow Your Mind With Pleasurable Stimulation
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Five Things Bing Does Better Than a Toilet Seat
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23 Insanely Romantic Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
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Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
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This Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee
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Lady Gaga Declares Why She Left Earth
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21 Reasons Why Men Aren't Funny
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What if You Just... Stopped Talking?
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Well, That's One Way to Make Money Selling Drugs
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19 Things That Make Us Feel Feelings
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This Happy Englishman Just Blew OUR MINDS
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Why Is the Future
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Your Christmas Tree Waits to Exterminate Santa Claus
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That One Time When You're Starving
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White House Says Obamacare Will Grow Three Sizes … and Possibly Burst
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Did God Really Create the World's Smallest Water Bottle
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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Man Apologizes Profusely for Inventing the Folding Wheel
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Sarah Palin Is Still Trolling From Prison
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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WARNING! Graphic Depiction of a Sharknado
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13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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Magic Johnson's Gay Son Is Wrong
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Obama Is One Delusional Bitch
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
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Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech
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Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News
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Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water
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Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying
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Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz