Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

116	116 Vote	The Secret to Holding Your Breath for 20 Minutes, Presumably Just Before Shoving Head Up Ass
243	243 Vote	Aren't ALL Marriages Kind of Really Depressing
64	64 Vote	This Puppy Would Like to Be a Child
79	79 Vote	How to Kill Hitler
100	100 Vote	Religion Is Not Named Science Prize Finalist
9	9 Vote	How to Make Explosions More Destructive
106	106 Vote	Study Claims Spoon Fed Babies Are the Best Vegetables
7	7 Vote	What the Heck Are You On, Germany?
135	135 Vote	This Adorable Photo of His Penis
9	9 Vote	The 6 Stupidest Things Ever Discovered
57	57 Vote	It's Basically a Dolphin Trying Very Hard to Travel Through Time in the Latest Billion-Dollar App
160	160 Vote	I'm Trying to Ruin Your Childhood
82	82 Vote	Ikea Apologizes for Icky Harriet Tubman Sex Tape
85	85 Vote	Will Smith Will Not Stop Building Nests on This Big Ass 118-Carat Diamond
42	42 Vote	Orange Is the World's Largest Penis
141	141 Vote	If You Are Not a Boob
24	24 Vote	Somehow, Everyone's Password Is Still Very, Very Fergalicious
190	190 Vote	I Guarantee You'll Never Be Cool
291	291 Vote	These Scientists Made This Thing
34	34 Vote	Merica in 2 Minutes and 20 Seconds
115	115 Vote	Birds Are Terrible at Commercials
138	138 Vote	The Reasons Why Parties Are Way Better Alone 2	2
78	78 Vote	Oregon's New Uniforms Are Fap-Worthy
74	74 Vote	Take a Dump on Tim Tebow's Birthday
171	171 Vote	Perhaps the World's Biggest Penis 1	1
161	161 Vote	Google Sued for Hiring Strippers to Grind on Elderly Residents
294	294 Vote	5 Wacky Internet Pranks That Can Turn People Into Vampires
118	118 Vote	This Is Just a Towel!
35	35 Vote	5 Bizarre Ways You Can Be Used for Fuel
26	26 Vote	How I Stopped Being a Badger
76	76 Vote	This Video Should END the Failed War on Salad
125	125 Vote	THIS Guy Was a Dude for So Long
84	84 Vote	You're Damned Right the Government's Not Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's Cat
200	200 Vote	Sitcoms Are Actually Terrifying
156	156 Vote	There Is a Goddamn Bird in My Utopia 1	1
226	226 Vote	Thanks and Have Fun While You Poop
165	165 Vote	100 Men Explain Why They're Wrong
87	87 Vote	19 Famous Photographs (Minus Pants)
297	297 Vote	Watch a Bald Eagle Crash Into a Dumbass
101	101 Vote	McDonald's Is Still Happening, Really