Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

36	36 Vote	A Dating Guide for Psychopaths
90	90 Vote	Jan. 12-13: Updates on the Supreme Court Rules That "No" Means Yes
87	87 Vote	Google, What Were 300 Gallons of Urine Doing Inside a Barrel With Harry Houdini
135	135 Vote	How Experienced in Pooping Are You? [CHART]
51	51 Vote	4 Shameless Uses of Dead and Wounded Children
193	193 Vote	Stop Pretending We Aren't Going to Suck
177	177 Vote	Here's Most of Your Peanut Butter 1	1
140	140 Vote	Watch Tetris Played on Meth Lab Equipment
237	237 Vote	9/11 Makes Me REALLY Happy
72	72 Vote	Accused Rapist Cab Driver Got 1,000 People to Touch a Human Penis
26	26 Vote	Another Death, Another Gun Advocate
129	129 Vote	It's Blame Somebody Else Day, So Here Are 10 Amazing Ideas
149	149 Vote	How to Injure Your Genitals Like an Action Movie Bad Guy [CHART]
35	35 Vote	Therapy Llamas Are Coming to PS4 1	1
166	166 Vote	Does Congress Actually Do Anything Right
169	169 Vote	Let's Send Pizza to People Who Give a Shit
37	37 Vote	There's a Dude Pooping in Your OKCupid Profile
56	56 Vote	No, Eric Schmidt, You Don't Touch Your Butt: A Presentation
53	53 Vote	Woman Literally Almost Dies Because She Can't Touch Celine Dion
53	53 Vote	Goats Are Jerks and They Might Ruin economies 1	1
54	54 Vote	King Tut's Penis May Help Explain Migraine Headaches
56	56 Vote	5 Unsexy Things We Learned About Fish
211	211 Vote	Reasons Why No One Cares
47	47 Vote	Bro Shows Us How to Be an Asshole
105	105 Vote	Teens Are Making That Hissing Sound Again 1	1
363	363 Vote	Flowchart: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 2	2
54	54 Vote	Health Is Bad for Us? Sadly, Yes
35	35 Vote	Sad Cat Stuffs Head in Cup, and Then Get Mad About His Fame
60	60 Vote	Man Allegedly Got His Weiner Stuck in a Bottle
42	42 Vote	Michelle Obama Makes Me Feel Like Shit
54	54 Vote	Jay Leno Is Very, Very Real
66	66 Vote	A Review of Your Penis
36	36 Vote	The Sexy Side of Ranch Dressing
46	46 Vote	Quick Look at Boobs
60	60 Vote	Why (And How) You Should Go Extinct
61	61 Vote	I Didn't Expect Such an Eloquent "Fuck Off"
61	61 Vote	Illegal Butt Injections Are More Beautiful Than We Imagined
60	60 Vote	Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
373	373 Vote	Here's What You Can Eat Without Dying
187	187 Vote	Jurassic Park but With Vampires