Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

kittehninja

Voted Headlines

73	73 Vote	Study Shows It's Way Too Dark to Read This
283	283 Vote	5 Things That Happened
160	160 Vote	You Can Keep Your Eyes
159	159 Vote	10 Things I'm Going to Poop in the Garbage Disposal
68	68 Vote	10 Most Intense & Deadly Scenes in Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass
23	23 Vote	You Can't Even F*cking Talk, Says Our New Favorite Celebrity Mess
116	116 Vote	Breaking: CNN Is Still Talking About a Bowl of Oatmeal
26	26 Vote	Pharrell Is Auctioning Off His Nipples for $158
315	315 Vote	Here's a Complete Bag of Ass
93	93 Vote	27 Hit Songs as Understood by a Giraffe
99	99 Vote	"Ghostbuster" ARRESTED for Changing Classmate's Name in Yearbook to Masturbate
366	366 Vote	Why You Should Not Exist
33	33 Vote	Watch a Baby Going for Almost 100K on eBay
161	161 Vote	Men: You Have Zero Purpose
335	335 Vote	Cocaine-Filled Condoms Sent to Vatican FOR POPE BLESSING
106	106 Vote	I Missed the Point
95	95 Vote	Creepiest and Coolest Way to Peel a Hard Boiled Egg
108	108 Vote	These 700-Year-Old Barrels Are Filled With Human Hands
79	79 Vote	ABC News, I Don't Care
111	111 Vote	19 People Who Send Me Death Threats Like a Dumb, Naked Potato
89	89 Vote	Cats Are the Fucking Coolest Landlord
57	57 Vote	Model Hogwarts Made of Poop
591	591 Vote	How the Fuck to Sleep
273	273 Vote	ANALYSIS: Why Is the Universe?
165	165 Vote	Oprah Wants You to Reevaluate Your Entire Face
117	117 Vote	"Honey Boo Boo" Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
9	9 Vote	25 Amazing Benefits of Measles
162	162 Vote	Man Proposes to His Ex-Wife: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die
172	172 Vote	Canadians Stuck in Claw Machines
43	43 Vote	Terrifying New Bulimia Machine Will Suck Food From Your Mom's Vagina
148	148 Vote	Police Kill 107-Year-Old Man in the Ass
135	135 Vote	Shadow Seen! Groundhog Predicts 6 More Weeks of Cold War-Era
321	321 Vote	11-Year-Old Walks Into a Meme 3	3
129	129 Vote	This Is a Complete Bag of Chips
141	141 Vote	Mom Loses Custody of Herself
101	101 Vote	How to Identify Objects
44	44 Vote	Athletes Who Are Going to Die
34	34 Vote	Dogs That Look Insanely Realistic
48	48 Vote	Wait, So Is Porn Addiction Even a Sport?
346	346 Vote	How to Destroy the EVERYTHING