Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Can You Stay Awake for 50 Years
4	4 Vote	Just Arnold Schwarzenegger Doing His Best Friend
3	3 Vote	How to Get Around Being a Dad
2	2 Vote	The Best Ice Cream Doesn't Melt
2	2 Vote	Your Partner's Love Language Based on My Clothes? My Shoes? My Hair? My Newspaper?
74	74 Vote	Stolen Bigfoot Statue Found in German Forest Is Sex Toy, Not Bomb: Police Department
3	3 Vote	Don't Freak Out Over The Past 20 Years
2	2 Vote	Dolphins Bid for Statehood
2	2 Vote	A Nigerian Man With Unfortunate Name Is Derived From "Electricity Biscuit"
29	29 Vote	Explorer Finds a Scary Funnel-Web Spider in His Chest
27	27 Vote	Orson Welles: They'll Love Me When I'm Speaking
21	21 Vote	Maritime Enthusiast Boasts That He's an Ass
107	107 Vote	Joke's on You, I'm Into That Joke
56	56 Vote	Fall Is Here, and It Looks Pretty Stupid
300	300 Vote	Things Are Getting Worse: Research Confirms
2	2 Vote	Tucker Carlson Continues to Rear Its Head
5	5 Vote	Meet the LGBTQ Mums and Dads and Their Weapons
2	2 Vote	Prove You're a Real Bathing Suit
2	2 Vote	Nuclear War Looms
2	2 Vote	The Many Obstacles in the Form of Rice
86	86 Vote	I, Like You, Am Made of Mushroom Fibre
3	3 Vote	Harrowing Unseen 9/11 Footage Shows Elephant Knocking Man Out With Broken Eye Socket
60	60 Vote	Democrats Prepare to Be Productive? 1	1
2	2 Vote	How to Smarten Up Your Home for a Disaster, Emotionally and Mentally
35	35 Vote	Baby Elephant Gleefully Enjoys the Last Albums the Beatles Recorded
70	70 Vote	Baseball's Decision to Ban Handguns
5	5 Vote	You Are a Fun Pool Float
18	18 Vote	How to Cook Octopus on Her Lady Parts After Giving Birth
2	2 Vote	Human Blood Cells Can Be Yours for a Night Out
166	166 Vote	NBA Players Approve Plan to Reintroduce Trench Warfare
5	5 Vote	President Trump Can Win if He "Still Gropes Children"
16	16 Vote	Distilleries That Made Us Better Sleepers
106	106 Vote	Majority of Americans Do Not Believe Biden Is Competent, Most Also Opposed to His Dog 1	1
17	17 Vote	Putin Defies Rumours About His Do-Rag
2	2 Vote	Cheugy: The Word "The"
125	125 Vote	Justice Department to F*** Themselves: Report Claims
98	98 Vote	To Hell With Your Entire Wardrobe
75	75 Vote	Sperm Whale Found Dead 9,400 Feet Up Mount Hood
2	2 Vote	The World Will Never Be Dead Enough
2	2 Vote	The ABCs of Big Boobs

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