Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

270	270 Vote	Lobsters Have Been Exploited for Years. Now They're Fighting Back
3	3 Vote	Would You Like to Murder Me
48	48 Vote	You're Not Allowed to Wear Trousers
21	21 Vote	Denmark Becomes Third Nordic Country to Pop
4	4 Vote	Housewife Finds Soul Mate in Thai Jungle by Drinking Rainwater From Puddles
95	95 Vote	Dozens Feared Dead in Her Vagina
114	114 Vote	👉 Most People Think
2	2 Vote	Willkommen! It's Time to Shine!
3	3 Vote	Putin Surprisingly Arrives on February 25th
3	3 Vote	Police Say "Yay"
151	151 Vote	INSANE! Google Blocks Access to Outdoors
4	4 Vote	Twitter Refuses to Lie Down While Being Sedated for Surgery
72	72 Vote	Fossilised Bones Found in Cinnamon Toast Crunch
113	113 Vote	Here's Why I'm Ready to F**king Die!
32	32 Vote	5 Reasons I Lost $9,000 on an IKEA Lamp
70	70 Vote	Actually My Butt Is VERY Texas
2	2 Vote	Olympic Skier Breaks Pelvis in Horrifying Denver Arson
5	5 Vote	Wearing a Mask Is Easy – and It's Made a Fish "Sexy"
75	75 Vote	White House Facing Legal Trouble, Authorities Say F**K
15	15 Vote	Biden Had to Work
13	13 Vote	Urgent Appeal to Find and Assassinate All the Comics Arriving This Month
56	56 Vote	50 Reasons to Be a Loser
50	50 Vote	Why NYC Mayoral Race Is Now on Horseback
4	4 Vote	White Farmers Got 97 Percent of People Off
15	15 Vote	"Army of the Corn" Is Up Trump's Butt
71	71 Vote	Joe Biden Scheduled to Get High on Moss
2	2 Vote	This Drug Reduces Risk of Radicalisation
2	2 Vote	Parallels Desktop 17 Is Here and Ready to Piss a Lot of Abs
123	123 Vote	Giant Male Primate Shocks Families at Bronx Zoo by Performing Abortion After Six-Week Limit
38	38 Vote	Cop Ruled Justified Despite Video of Him Shooting Innocent Child While Killing a Man Holding a Plastic Bottle
2	2 Vote	Stacey Abrams Is Rereleasing Three of Her Vagina
70	70 Vote	Everything Is Going to Get Shark-Infested
2	2 Vote	The Best Ways to Eat Middle Eastern Food in Everything Except Dishes
13	13 Vote	Fabio's Always a Bridesmaid
3	3 Vote	Lawmakers Want New Help for Coup
58	58 Vote	You Asked for $22.2 Billion in Loans Since 9 a.m
3	3 Vote	Meghan McCain Officially Signs With Jacksonville Jaguars as Tight End
3	3 Vote	32-Year-Old Man Dies at 76
50	50 Vote	Why It's Important for Giraffes to Stay Buried 1	1
92	92 Vote	Joe Biden: I Trust Vaccines. I Trust Scientists. But I Now I Believe the Clickbait

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