Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

jot

Voted Headlines

47	47 Vote	Teen Surfer Dies in Construction Site to Mess With People, Police Say "Yum"
2	2 Vote	Hope You Left Her With Dislocating Elbows
19	19 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Explains the Mysteries of "Vaginal Meditation" to a Pole
2	2 Vote	The People Who Say Nobody Is Getting a 3D Switch Remake, Oh Snap
2	2 Vote	McCarthy Turns the Female Orgasm Into a Respectable Nation
2	2 Vote	The Gold Bars Are Available and Now They SUCK
2	2 Vote	Terrorism: The Good, the Bad, and the Giant Peach
2	2 Vote	Mad God: What Happens Next
2	2 Vote	Trump Orders All Troops Out of Her Baby Bump
2	2 Vote	Ruth Bader Ginsburg Shares Her Exact Workout: Details
2	2 Vote	Coupon for Free Beacon
2	2 Vote	Families Plead for Return of the Titanic
2	2 Vote	Coast Guard Rescues Bear-Attack Survivor Thanks to Weaker US Dollar
2	2 Vote	Love Is a "Poison-Death Shot"
4	4 Vote	Lil Nas X Is Welcoming Us to Send Him Nudes, Feds Say Cheese!
2	2 Vote	13 Colorful Soups That Boost Your Hair at Home
159	159 Vote	In Other News: Today Has Been Canceled
3	3 Vote	Hey Man, Put It Away, Neil!
3	3 Vote	What Is Trunk? What Does Skin Do?
3	3 Vote	You Can Now Be Black Instead of Corporations
3	3 Vote	Lovecraftian Turn-Based Tactics Game With a "Sexy" Tetris Minigame
75	75 Vote	Government Orders England to Be Sexually Degraded
3	3 Vote	Psst. There's a Crisis
2	2 Vote	Parrots in Wildlife Park Moved After Racist Incidents
2	2 Vote	Lady Gaga's Stolen Dogs Is Now Making Artificial Hearts for Terminally Ill to Obtain Lethal Drugs
25	25 Vote	Why Communism Should Be Taller, Quite Frankly
2	2 Vote	We Have Your Spine and Eat Her Ribs
78	78 Vote	Tesla Autopilot Issue Leads to Some IMPRESSIVE Pointing and Laughing
14	14 Vote	How I Inadvertently Became a Professional Ballet Dancer
3	3 Vote	Nigella Lawson Had a Gaping Hole
103	103 Vote	Your "Doomscrolling" Breeds Anxiety. Here's How to Win the American Revolution
38	38 Vote	It's 2021. We Shouldn't Call Kids Crybabies, Even if You Insist on Using Pesticides
208	208 Vote	Star Trek: Deep Space Jam
111	111 Vote	Umm, Colombian Drug Cartels Are Actually Cute
107	107 Vote	I Am So Progressive That I Haven't Farted in a Glass of Milk. What Do You Need to Know
114	114 Vote	My Husband Watched Me Have Sex With Him
36	36 Vote	RuPaul Is Now Entirely Wrapped in Iridescent Fabric
18	18 Vote	How This Bear Became an Olympic Medalist
2	2 Vote	Never Add Milk to Your Heart
4	4 Vote	These Democrats Who Claim to Be the "One That Deliberately Fails It."

← Previous
1
2
…
70
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
78
…
492
493
Next →