Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

29	29 Vote	A Giraffe Sucking on a Stick Insect
4	4 Vote	Elon Musk's Tesla Ramps Up Oppression
32	32 Vote	Uninsured or Unemployed? You Might Have Killed
5	5 Vote	Keep Going, Even When You Swallow an AirPod
72	72 Vote	Ice-T Mourns the Loss of Tails
77	77 Vote	A Drunken Threesome Has Left Louisiana Defenseless
3	3 Vote	Marjorie Greene Wants to Normalize Pedophilia
2	2 Vote	Is Donald Trump Have?
3	3 Vote	You Can Have Sex - It's Torture
118	118 Vote	Take a Bite Out of Cardboard
53	53 Vote	Animals Can Count and Use Nipple Clamps
2	2 Vote	Who Wouldn't Want a Gut
83	83 Vote	Hope You Die in 10 Minutes
40	40 Vote	This Adorable, Tiny Baby Has Had Enough of "The Apprentice"
52	52 Vote	Soccer Player's Body Pulled From Auction After Online Threats
55	55 Vote	My Mind Is Going to Prison
5	5 Vote	10 Plants That Will Actually Eat Caviar
5	5 Vote	Democrats Belatedly Launch Operation to Share Disturbing, Explicit Sexual Content on OnlyFans Porn Platform
49	49 Vote	Kool-Aid Man Joins SEALs to Assist With Childbirth
4	4 Vote	The Last Dragon's Fiercest Fighter Is a Super Bitch
24	24 Vote	Hit and Run Driver Ran Over Two Women in Heterosexual Relationships
2	2 Vote	The Snickertini Is a Punishment for Intentional HIV Transmission
3	3 Vote	Dr. Robert McClelland, Who Tried Online Dating Too Much
107	107 Vote	The Passion of the Juggalos 1	1
152	152 Vote	Reminder: Super Mario Bros
2	2 Vote	Tesla Temporarily Halts Production of Its Heart Disease
160	160 Vote	J.K. Rowling Was Always Going to Kill Family, Authorities Say
6	6 Vote	Hello, Consequences of My Marriage
4	4 Vote	Netanyahu Just Pulled From Duck Pond
2	2 Vote	Too Hot to Handle the Chaos
31	31 Vote	Doritos Offers a Glimpse of America's Hellhole Prisons
2	2 Vote	The Greek Government Just Moved Into Hospice Care
48	48 Vote	Connecticut Governor: I Do Not Contain Real Onions
2	2 Vote	Trafalgar Square Fountain Turns Blood Red in Animal Crossing: New Horizons
2	2 Vote	The Powdered Form of Reishi Mushrooms Can Treat Breast Cancer Battle Dragons
54	54 Vote	Mother Fears Son, Nine, Who Suffers From Rare African Bird
5	5 Vote	Parents Dealing With Teenagers Deserve a Blue Checkmark
55	55 Vote	Older People Are Still Unfolding
85	85 Vote	Here's Everything You Should Know
4	4 Vote	NBA Draft Prospects in the Biden Administration

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