Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Gaming Influencers Are the Biggest Losers
6	6 Vote	McConnell Comes Out as Non-Binary
151	151 Vote	The Vatican Wishes We'd All Forget Dogecoin
31	31 Vote	Chipotle Will Give You PTSD
227	227 Vote	Police Are Banned Forever
157	157 Vote	Former Police Officer: Lying on Reports Is a Dream Job for Some, but It's Really Hard
6	6 Vote	Napoleon's Brother Lived in Basement, Relative Says
114	114 Vote	Haven't You Always Wanted to Smell Like a Literal Lawnmower
5	5 Vote	I'm Pregnant With My New Favorite Piece of Wood Found in McDonald's Meat Factory
72	72 Vote	The Unstoppable Sex Appeal of "What I Ate Today" Videos
66	66 Vote	Opinion: I'm a Total Dud
78	78 Vote	Woman Swings Wok Full of Shit
5	5 Vote	Report: Kamala Harris Is an Exercise Bike, Gaming Console, and Entertainment System
7	7 Vote	Human Foot Found in Field Fetches £240K
51	51 Vote	Kim Kardashian Sizzles in Tiny Bikini as She Undergoes Surgery
23	23 Vote	17 Wives Who Made Their Spouses Happy
46	46 Vote	16 Husbands Who Made Their Spouses Happy
2	2 Vote	QVC Hosts Argue if Moon Is a Vegetable
2	2 Vote	How George Washington Survived America's Worst Winter Vegetable
5	5 Vote	Will Smith to Get Off!
2	2 Vote	People Are More Addictive Than Heroin
2	2 Vote	NBA Players Were Right to Buy Weed
2	2 Vote	Admit It, You DIE!
3	3 Vote	Where Is Whitney Port? Did She Quit Breastfeeding Her Baby Mammoths
2	2 Vote	Roosters Make Great NIGHT LIGHTS
75	75 Vote	A Brain Infection Made Me Realize My Male Privilege
40	40 Vote	Kane Needs to Pay Prostitute
77	77 Vote	Help! Should I Confront My Husband With a Time Loop Twist
4	4 Vote	Time for Not Wearing Pants
3	3 Vote	Turn Your DNA Into a Busy Bowling Alley
315	315 Vote	Clippy Is Back, With a Crossbow
3	3 Vote	Mark Hamill Marks Joining TikTok With Some Sultry ASMR
135	135 Vote	Should You Be Attacked by Wombats?
7	7 Vote	Dead People Are Pissed Off
6	6 Vote	A Dangerous Fire Season Is Looming in the Balls
2	2 Vote	Alexander Hamilton Was Not Tampon
2	2 Vote	Apple Doesn't Want to Know That She Masturbates!
4	4 Vote	Fungi on Mars? Evidence of Genocide
2	2 Vote	Tori Roloff Shares Bittersweet Baby News Anchor
196	196 Vote	You're Officially Old if You've Eaten 33/48 of These 18 Celebrities

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