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Police Arrest Woman for Being Total Bullshit
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*GRAPHIC* Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences
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Yes, You Are Voldemort, Says Study
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Dear Opponents of Marriage Equality: How I Became Gaming's Most Bootylicious Prince
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Quit Fucking With Us
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Is There Even a Government
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Oh, It's Just Marijuana
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There's So Much Ass
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Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
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Elmo Continues to Doubt the Warren Commission
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BBC Apologizes for Giving a Shit About Gender Politics
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I've Seen GHOSTS!!!! ... One Popped Out of Noodles
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Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth
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"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium
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Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway
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An Outbreak of Infectious Giggles Shuts Down Boston
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What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica
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Find Out What to Think
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There's No Such Thing as a Stripper
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How to Make Black Friends
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Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars
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The Science of Getting High (Maybe)
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Yelp User Posts Negative Review Online
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Why You Should Be Fired
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Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison
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Life-Sized Mario Can Be Made Just With Items Bought Beyond Airport Security
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Our Office Is Too Big -- We Need a Pirate
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Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"
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How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians
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Everyone Should Get Jobs
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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Please Don't Learn Anything
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Sonic Is in Labor
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Aww: Vladimir Putin Is Getting Postpartum Depression
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Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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Nintendo's First Proper Console Was Designed to Not Attack Syria