Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

293	293 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
156	156 Vote	How'd This Horse Get on the Counter
189	189 Vote	Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
388	388 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
459	459 Vote	Fucking White People Look the Same
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
178	178 Vote	Kids Rap About Science, Somehow Don't Look Like Total Assholes
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
108	108 Vote	Bear Attempts to Talk About Welfare Fraud
42	42 Vote	Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About Farting
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
143	143 Vote	The Force Is Strong With This Screaming Goat
315	315 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
423	423 Vote	How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
494	494 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
54	54 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Earth Orbit
197	197 Vote	Walter White Supremacist 1	1
33	33 Vote	Kate Middleton's Post-Baby Body Count
40	40 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With a Chainsaw
68	68 Vote	Firefighters Rescue Cop Stuck in Earth Orbit
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
54	54 Vote	Tonight's Nightmares Are Brought to You by Nickelback
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
149	149 Vote	Aaahhh, Don't Do Drugs
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
228	228 Vote	Jackass Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
255	255 Vote	Here's How to Gain Expertise in Recognizing Torture: Go to Summer camp 1	1
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
245	245 Vote	Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer 1	1
58	58 Vote	College Students Mistakenly Believe They're Ready for Battle
58	58 Vote	Is Obama Really a Planet?
29	29 Vote	South American President's Son Busted With Coke Zero
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
339	339 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
35	35 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Combat Gear to Visit North Korea 1	1

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