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100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Cream From Oreos, Changes Everything
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Lazy Incompetents Can Now Legally Have Three Parents
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A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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One Reason I Refuse to Leave Your House
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I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Texan
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If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone
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What EVERY Programmer Should Know About Spongebob Squarepants
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Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire
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NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
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Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
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Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
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Fuck the Pope Hates You
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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How to Use a Simple Thing That Exists
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All Republicans Want to Fuck Me
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Orange Is the New Hitler
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America Should Be Illegal
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24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda
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Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women
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Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
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Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
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Mariah Carey Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Oh My God, This Fucking Pencil
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An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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How to Be a Cube
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Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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God Is in Critical Condition
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Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Turns Out It's Cat Vomit
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Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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New Game Is Stupid