Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

153	153 Vote	When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Crime-Fighting Vigilante
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
42	42 Vote	What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Shark cage
310	310 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
74	74 Vote	Origami Gives You Superpowers
327	327 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
94	94 Vote	Teacher Accused of a Silly Thing
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
134	134 Vote	Hollywood Out of Wood
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
394	394 Vote	Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit 2	2
3	3 Vote	The 35 Most Powerful People in Call of Duty on Wii U?
651	651 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
181	181 Vote	28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
299	299 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
213	213 Vote	The Mostly Sexless Sex Scandal (SFW)
98	98 Vote	Swiss Agree to Raise Cloned Children Without Totally Screwing Them Up
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
50	50 Vote	Special Needs Student Suspended for Bringing Joy to School
389	389 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
183	183 Vote	Hacker Likes Using the Internet
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
296	296 Vote	23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
74	74 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Douche
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
430	430 Vote	The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say 1	1
112	112 Vote	Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
59	59 Vote	Judge Legalizes Gay Marriage for a Few Kinect Beta Testers
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
126	126 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean 1	1
203	203 Vote	Try Not Being Poor? 1	1

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