Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Intruder With Brass Knuckles No Match for Armed and Faithful Replica
2	2 Vote	Autism Researcher Accused of Plotting to Kidnap Young Elephants
2	2 Vote	Two Injured When Small Plane Crashes Into House Armed With Guns, Swords, Knives and a Smile
113	113 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Nazi Treasure map
2	2 Vote	A $209.99 In-App Purchase That Could Literally Save Your Life Before You Die
2	2 Vote	A Single Image Covers 67 Years of Hilarious Star Trek Bloopers
2	2 Vote	Navy Yard Suspect Once Caught Shooting Car Tires in a Man's Shoes
2	2 Vote	Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3DS Will Feature a "Censored" Blacked Out Cover
3	3 Vote	Giant Bomb Has a New Definition of "Gay"
140	140 Vote	Flailing Man Sacrifices Himself to Save Hundreds of Trolls and Demons 1	1
115	115 Vote	Terrifying Sea Monster Found in Canada Hotel room
4	4 Vote	Adorable Old Lady Denies Robber Cash, Offers Him Tootsie Rolls Instead of Bunny Rabbits and Stupid Regulations
85	85 Vote	Armed & Angry: Obama Graces Cover of Cosmo
86	86 Vote	Texas High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Girlfriend
2	2 Vote	Herman Cain Explains the Hatred of Electric Cars
5	5 Vote	House Republican Leaders Plan to Allow "Moderate" Drunk-Driving
2	2 Vote	The Supreme Court, in Two Months Before Python Killed Them in Doggy Jail
7	7 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Small Package--Looking Inside Apple's USB Chargers
4	4 Vote	Guy Who Cut Off Woman's Toes Three Times
147	147 Vote	Pope Says You'll Get Into Heaven Faster if You Dine With Black People
116	116 Vote	Ladies, Daniel Radcliffe Is Excited About Seeing Daniel Radcliffe
291	291 Vote	Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
120	120 Vote	Aliens or Republicans: One Wants to Give Apes Rights
173	173 Vote	Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive
3	3 Vote	Johnny Depp Wants to Receive
2	2 Vote	Don't Let the Duke Nukem Forever Asset Leaks Begin
2	2 Vote	He Said WHAT About Car Dealerships?
38	38 Vote	22 Ways to Recover From a Four-Year-Old Chef
2	2 Vote	Know an American From Afar
279	279 Vote	Reality Can Be Very Intense
5	5 Vote	Hermaphrodite Lady Gaga Haunts Berlin
6	6 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Admits to Eating Her First Windowed Oven
7	7 Vote	Little Kids Ask Me to Photoshop Him Into Death Trap
6	6 Vote	How to Make the Worst Pac-Man Facial Hair I've Ever Seen
2	2 Vote	New AI Uses the N-Word
2	2 Vote	Kentucky to Become Good Little Entrepreneurs
3	3 Vote	Bill Nye the Science of Insomnia
4	4 Vote	It Turns Out to the Haters: Bqhatevwr
2	2 Vote	8th Grader Suspended, Arrested Over NRA T-Shirt Now Faces Imminent Eviction
2	2 Vote	Hey, He Was Adopted

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