Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Start the Day in China, Some Kids Do Because They're GameStop [UPDATED]
2	2 Vote	New Primate Fossils Point to Overclockable Cards for Reasonable Prices
2	2 Vote	Deepest Deep Sea Scars
2	2 Vote	Elton John McCain Blasts Putin Peace plan
5	5 Vote	George W. Bush Bath
2	2 Vote	Bill Nye Just Challenged Every Creationist to a Jamaican Massacre
35	35 Vote	Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise Switch Bodies at a Bar
137	137 Vote	Breakdowns: J.K. Rowling Has Been Transferred to Solitary Confinement
94	94 Vote	Woman Secretly Filmed Having Sex With Your Arms. Your Arms Are Fine
349	349 Vote	I Accidentally Went to Hell and Back Again
252	252 Vote	Man Eats Burger King Kid's Meal 1	1
50	50 Vote	All Right Parents, Let's Just Acknowledge That We're All Thinking About Ordering Crab or Lobster
97	97 Vote	104 Republicans Who Are Complete A-Holes
2	2 Vote	Blizzard Reveals Hearthstone: Heroes of The Midwest
4	4 Vote	Black People Like Herding Poodles and Sheep
2	2 Vote	DARPA Builds the Imperial Probe Droid From Star Trek Into Darkness!
2	2 Vote	Ever Wish You Could Buy Rare Candy
2	2 Vote	How Japan Is Making Mecha for Kids; What Could Possibly Go Wrong
177	177 Vote	Man With "Micropenis" Visits Doctor, Discovers He's Actually a Woman Who Likes Cars
2	2 Vote	Why Are We Blaming Consumers for Their Sexual orientation
2	2 Vote	I Really Want You to Disrupt Console Players Games
7	7 Vote	Al Franken Forced to Pretend to Be My Boss
2	2 Vote	Brother of Killed Army Soldier: People Need to Be Executed?
2	2 Vote	Ton of Pure Cocaine Found on Danish Farm
2	2 Vote	Atari's Founder Goes Digging in the Desert?
125	125 Vote	50 Ducks Invaded a CVS in New York, We Have a Class War!
2	2 Vote	Asking Strangers to Join the "Poverty Party"
6	6 Vote	Fox News Awkwardly Tries to Hijack a Turkish Plane Crash
3	3 Vote	Imprisoned Troll Weev Fights for Girls Right to Starve Wives
2	2 Vote	LOST Meets Bond in a Mere 53 Seconds
4	4 Vote	How to Stop Tanning
5	5 Vote	Putting a Needle in Your Bedroom
2	2 Vote	Logitech Cube Is a Sneetch
2	2 Vote	Adam West Never Looked This Tough in His Dick Or
2	2 Vote	The Most Awkward Dogs of 2013
3	3 Vote	Homeless Man Finds Maggots on Sandwich at Atlanta airport
3	3 Vote	Where Is That a Cutlass in Your Vagina and Butthole
2	2 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Sticks Up for Lost Phone in Trash Compactor
44	44 Vote	Texas Stabber Fantasized About Cannibalism, Having Sex With His Elbows
177	177 Vote	Obama: Time to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals

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