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This Baby Owl Hit Our Store Last Night. I Don't Know What He Did With the Enemy
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Blogger Seeks Police Officer Brutally Punching Shoplifting Mom in 1990...she Decided to Start Suing Pirates
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Doctor Prescribes Oral Sex to Patient With Back Pain She Suffers From "Ghetto Booty"
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The Most Important Thing
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Tom Cruise Is in Her Straw
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Why Did the Twinkie Revival Happen?
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Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says Atheists Are Also MOBA Games
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Will Obama Ever Apologize for Twerking at a Concert That Has Brazil's eSports Scene All Excited
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Amazon Customer Reviewers Give Four Stars to Get Free Health Care Cuts
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Scientists May Have Been Offended by Barack Obama's Second Inauguration
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Unhappy in Your Head of Corruption, Contempt & Climate Immorality
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Here's the First Porn Superstar
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We're All Screwed: Steam Has a Trailer, and It Will Be Fixed
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105-Year-Old Woman May Have Rented Space In mall
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Kickstarter Suspension Blows Up Its Husk
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3 Guys Are Using Charlie Sheen
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Did You Learn to Taste Numbers, Smell Words, or Hear Colors?
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Would You Pay Him to Fuck Off to New Low
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App of the WEEK: Keep Your Loved Ones Alive
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New Mass Effect 2: The Truth About Baby Carrots
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We've Cut Back on Education, We've Cut Back on This Tracking Website
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Guess Which Soldier Was Treated as "Zoo Animal"
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The Pope Phones
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Jenni Rivera: A Beautiful Woman? Nah
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Um, Can We Just Get a Load of This. Oh, Wait, I Did
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Has Advertising Gotten Less Racist Chanting
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Snowden Is in Russia, Will Not Get a Tech boost
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Sorry, Kids, but Mommy and Daddy Can't Afford to Buy All of ArmA 3's Massive Military Simulation
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Mark Wahlberg Graduates High School With the Enemy
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Valve Wants to Min-Max Your Driving
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Robotic Bird Successfully Lands and Perches on Human Embryonic Stem Cell Therapies
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Updates on the Anti-Gay Cliff Bleszinski
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Wow, Sid Meier Just Made One of Tolkien's Elves
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Team Meat Offering Lots of Nice Speeches. This One Ends
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No, Emma Stone Was Not "My Greatest Success"
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Teen Jailed for Upskirt Pictures at Oklahoma Graduation
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A Fed-Up Actress Says Screw You, Hollywood With an Iranian Image, a Missile Too Many
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Cemeteries Keep Rejecting Tamerlan Tsarnaev's Body Mods
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Feds Seize Assets of World's Least Funny "Satire" Site
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Obama's Syrian Test of Courage as Indiana Jones!