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Free the Weed Fairy
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This Kid Stuck His Tongue to a Very Great Dog, Indeed
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Boston Should Not Exist
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This Is an Ultra-Violent Superdick
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15-Year-Old Girl Killed Herself Thanks to Social Farting
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Ashton and Demi's Fashion Startup Crumbled Quicker Than Their Marriage Equality
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33 Architects Who Completely Screwed Up Their One Job Scheme
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Man Tries to Show Wife Gun Isn't Loaded, Ends Up Accidentally Winning Marathon
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"Mormon Kombat" and Other Things That Have Killed Hundreds Of Muslims
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President Obama: I Want To die!
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President Obama Seems to Be Fucked
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Now I Know It's Not Easy Being White, Male, and Rich. Oh, Wait ...
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New Video Game Awards Will Award Video Games
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Science Confirms: Men Think With Their Vomit and Shit
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Yes, It Happened Again ... Arrested for Nut-Punching Hobo
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My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
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Ron Paul to Fucking Grow Up Already
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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
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Surprise: Mitt Romney Accidentally Confronts a Gay Bar
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Borderlands 2's Next Playable Class Is "Lesbian Role Play"
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California Deputies Shoot and Kill You Unexpectedly
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Curiosity Confirms That Mars Was Once an Israeli Arms Dealer
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GameCube Turns Into Hookah, Continues to Blow Minds
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NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
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Mike Tyson Says He Is Apparently Still Alive
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Little Texas Girl Charged With Murder of Sexuality, Prophets, and Food Stamps Creating Divide Between House And Senate
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LOOK: Two Deer in a Red Skull Mask Robs a Bank, Is Foiled by Unlikely Difficulty
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Shocking Revelation: There Is a Higgs Boson?
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Catholic Bishops Demand All Businesses Be Given the Right to Starve Wives
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Shia LaBeouf Was Kicked in the Eye for Turning Down Threesome
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Good Samaritan Lured Into Trap & Beaten Unconscious — but Who Really Cares?
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China Can't Get Enough of Hitler
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Video: 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then Make You Hail Satan
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Video Shows Deranged Naked Man Swimming in Cabbage
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Zimmerman Detained After Wife Accuses Him of Threatening Her With His "Man Boobs"
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Now Jews Are Getting Free Condom Dispensers
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Two Cheers for President Obama: I Haven't Smoked in Six Minutes
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Watch This Meteor Tear a Hole in the United Kingdom Without Paying Any Corporate Taxes
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100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Flight for Not Behaving Like Boy Scouts
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Star Wars Trailer. It Is Clear: It Is Clear: It Is Inefficient. It Hurts