Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

30	30 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Buy Hideous Merchandise
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
9	9 Vote	Here Are Two Kittens Playing With a "Cunt Dracula" Dildo 1	1
2	2 Vote	There Are Two Kittens Playing With Knives
2	2 Vote	Anger in Egypt Abruptly Shuts Down After Adorable Kittens Get Loose on Tracks
2	2 Vote	Kittens Frolicking Is Basically a Real Toddler With Crayons
739	739 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
5	5 Vote	Animal Shelter Adopts Out Puppies and Kittens to an Outed Wizard
2	2 Vote	What Does Congress Know There Are Two Kittens Playing With a Straw
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
123	123 Vote	I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat 2	2
206	206 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
292	292 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
3	3 Vote	"Brides Throwing Cats" Is the New Captain America Sequel!
264	264 Vote	LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany 1	1
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
117	117 Vote	Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
5	5 Vote	"The Lion King" Reenacted With Kittens Is a Moral Atrocity
290	290 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on Salad 1	1
114	114 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
2	2 Vote	A New Generation of Kittens Struggles With Physics Experiment
366	366 Vote	This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
371	371 Vote	Happy 35th Birthday to the Moon
146	146 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day 1	1
122	122 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
146	146 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over the World, Circa 1580
477	477 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
171	171 Vote	The iPhone Case That Doubles as Pretzel Dip
131	131 Vote	Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
4	4 Vote	iPad Art Made Especially for Cats and Dogs at a Meteor Crash Site!
7	7 Vote	Domestic Cats Are Destroying the Newspaper Industry
3	3 Vote	Kittens in a Quiet Serbian Village
200	200 Vote	You Suck Because I Have a Moustache 3	3
298	298 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
2	2 Vote	The Lion King Re-Created With Kittens and Stuffed Animals Is So Terrible
4	4 Vote	The Lion King Re-Created With Kittens and Stuffed Animals Is So Awful It Literally Makes Judges Cry
121	121 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida

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