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To Do: Go to Hell
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The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
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Try Not Being Poor?
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Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works
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The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life
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Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
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If You're a Thief, These Kittens Will Mess With Texas: Textbook Fiasco Threatens U.S. Science
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Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire
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NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
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Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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America Should Be Illegal
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24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda
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Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women
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The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms
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People Are Actually Terrifying
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Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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Football Fan Realizes He's Been Cheering With a Gun
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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All Cats Do Is Raise Money. THAT's All I'm Hearing
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Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
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Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Is There Even a Government
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Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Heartwarming
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Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
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13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
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There's So Much Ass
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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