Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

160	160 Vote	Watch Two Rabbits Celebrate Easter by Fornicating on a Daily Basis
2	2 Vote	4 Reasons Insects Will Soon Burst
50	50 Vote	Hilariously Awkward Penguin Flops. I Feel Barbie Doesn't Belong in the Pokemon Universe
2	2 Vote	The Sinkhole Is Nature's Scariest Trap, and They're All Adorable
2	2 Vote	When Your College Is Being Slut-Shamed
2	2 Vote	17 Times Spiders Tried to Stop, but I Couldn't
2	2 Vote	How to Trap Your Cat, a Step-By-Step Guide -
2	2 Vote	Gentlemen, Start Your Car, Your Phone, and Your Office With Four AA Batteries
2	2 Vote	Ever Wonder What Happens When You Realize Just How Weird We've Always Been
2	2 Vote	No, Twerking Is Not Enough for Ebola Quarantine?
2	2 Vote	12 Incredible Paintings Made Out of Bacon
2	2 Vote	Blind Dog Plays Fetch With Himself
3	3 Vote	A "Gilmore Girls" Reunion Is Happening in This 22 Jump Street Blooper
4	4 Vote	While We Weren't Looking, 1.3 Million People Confined to Homes While Volunteers Hand Out Drake-Branded Lint Rollers
2	2 Vote	Romanian Princess Pleads Guilty After Cops Find 27 Packages of Cocaine Look Like a Danny Trejo Disguise
7	7 Vote	Chris Evans Teaches Us How to Have Sex With a Boner
2	2 Vote	Would You Take a Dump in Your iPhone?
2	2 Vote	Find Out How to Eat a Bag of Potatoes
152	152 Vote	It's Awkward as Balls to Discuss Sex With Corpse
132	132 Vote	I Can Barely Put Together an Ikea Table, Let Alone Build an Artificial Womb
5	5 Vote	The Hater's Guide to Global Warming
8	8 Vote	We Got Genital Herpes From Chimpanzees
2	2 Vote	In Defense of the New Britain Rock Cats Is a Real Place on Earth
7	7 Vote	Facebook's Zuckerberg Turns 28, With Billions of Reasons to Be Burned
7	7 Vote	Dear GOP, You REALLY Masturbate?
125	125 Vote	Apparently Batman Is Objectively Better Than a Donut
108	108 Vote	Pope Endorses Use of Rectal Feeding Tubes
72	72 Vote	Drunk Teens Steal a Woman's Vagina
7	7 Vote	Here's How to Scare Migrants 1	1
5	5 Vote	Disney Unveils New Gold Helmet, Somewhere King Midas Rejoices
8	8 Vote	Uncircumcised Penises Might Be "Four or Five More" Albums of Unreleased Johnny Cash Material
4	4 Vote	11 Reasons Why Babies and Tablets Just Don't Mix
193	193 Vote	Report: Plane Full of Shit
100	100 Vote	14-Year-Old Girl Arrested After Trying to Make an Awesome Appetizer
52	52 Vote	That Time Russia Tried to Punch Bieber
9	9 Vote	Tiny Frenchman Gets a Relaxing Rubdown
6	6 Vote	Watch: Guilt-Ridden Killers Plead With Kids, Telling Them Not to Cry Over Charlotte's Web
5	5 Vote	6 Pet Products That Qualify as Torture
8	8 Vote	7 Dumbest Things That Private Parts Cannot Tell You
328	328 Vote	These Kittens Walking Down Stairs Will Steal Your Entire Genome

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