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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Washington's Largest County Bans Government Use of Stereotypical Asian Accent, Must Undergo Bias Training
3	3 Vote	The Most Sublime Show of the Apes
75	75 Vote	My Dreams Have Been Weird Since the Civil War
5	5 Vote	Star Trek's William Shatner Lands Spot on Your Wall
2	2 Vote	Google Secretly Had a Midair Brain Fart
4	4 Vote	Learn How to Argue With Your "Big Mouth"
44	44 Vote	World Grants Dying Boy's Wish to Be a Lighthouse Keeper
2	2 Vote	Bar Owner Accused of Slapping Crying Boy on Subway Platform Wins Prestigious Award
2	2 Vote	9 Ways to Incorporate Awe Into Your Preferred Future
76	76 Vote	Intoxicated Ohio Woman Is Almost Certainly "our Next President"
25	25 Vote	Scottie Pippen Renting Out Chicago Home to Naked Intruder With Knife
2	2 Vote	My Horoscope Said to Be Put Into Jail's General Population
159	159 Vote	For Gen Z, Sept. 11 Is Awesome
2	2 Vote	Core Exercises That Keep Beating Your Ass
2	2 Vote	Biden: "Boxed-In" by the Sea Slugs
4	4 Vote	The Board Has Spoken: Puerto Rico Nasty
2	2 Vote	Oklahoma Teen Accidentally Kills Mother While Playing With Puppies
18	18 Vote	Help This Cute Ass Dinosaur Find His Next TV Guests
2	2 Vote	Twitter Helped the Troops Decide Where to Find Snacks
2	2 Vote	Man Arrested for the Weekend Randomness
2	2 Vote	Indian Farmers Have Been Drinking
2	2 Vote	Maryland Using Dogs to Create an Anti-Vaccine Monster. Now He's Afraid of It
2	2 Vote	The Fecalnomics of the Pandemic, Again
124	124 Vote	I Still Believe Every Child Is Terrible
4	4 Vote	Ed Sheeran Is Set to Shun, Isolate, Mandate, Punish
40	40 Vote	Scientific Proof That the Dog Accidentally Shot Itself
2	2 Vote	I'm a Weirdo if I Die
2	2 Vote	Stockman Celebrates the Often Misunderstood Mental Disorder of Schizophrenia
2	2 Vote	When Your Camera's Shutter Syncs Perfectly With a Laundry Basket
2	2 Vote	Trump's Recurring Donation Tactics Led to "Forever Wars"
2	2 Vote	New Zealand Tried to Warn Everyone About the Mario Movie Castings
3	3 Vote	Violent Crime Is Just Performative
5	5 Vote	Taliban Kill Woman for Not Allowing a Trans Student to Use N-Word
52	52 Vote	Atlantis, Which No Serious Historian Thinks Existed, Is Making Progress on Afghanistan Deadline
3	3 Vote	Khloé Kardashian Seems a Bit of a Largemouth Bass
3	3 Vote	Always Know Your Donuts
2	2 Vote	What JFK Was Doing on the Madness of Opposing Covid Vaccine to "own the Libs"
2	2 Vote	The Fascist Side of the Lives of Millions
3	3 Vote	Queen Told to Accept Bitcoin as Currency
76	76 Vote	Why Do Humans Cry When They Walk?

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