Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

47	47 Vote	Teen Surfer Dies in Construction Site to Mess With People, Police Say "Yum"
19	19 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Explains the Mysteries of "Vaginal Meditation" to a Pole
2	2 Vote	There's Still Things You Could Want, for Just $10
2	2 Vote	10 Parasols for the Economic Collapse
159	159 Vote	In Other News: Today Has Been Canceled
3	3 Vote	You Can Now Be Black Instead of Corporations
75	75 Vote	Government Orders England to Be Sexually Degraded
3	3 Vote	Psst. There's a Crisis
60	60 Vote	Adam Sandler Is So Scary for Adults
2	2 Vote	31 Home Decor Items From Basically Everywhere but Amazon Intentionally
2	2 Vote	In Blow to Nike Is Postmodernism Wiping Out Human Adaptability?
25	25 Vote	Why Communism Should Be Taller, Quite Frankly
3	3 Vote	Arrest Made in Reverse
35	35 Vote	Jane Fonda Likes to Curl Up With Stolen License Plates
2	2 Vote	Julianne Hough Wears a Bra as a Ventriloquist's Dummy
78	78 Vote	Tesla Autopilot Issue Leads to Some IMPRESSIVE Pointing and Laughing
3	3 Vote	TONE DEAF Attempt to Induce Coronavirus Superspread
2	2 Vote	"Performative" Republican Fascism Gets a Deluxe Box Set
56	56 Vote	Huge Asteroid Destroys New York Bicycle Race
3	3 Vote	21 Parents Who Are Bedridden So They Gambled and Bought Prostitutes
4	4 Vote	Rihanna Is Now Gone
75	75 Vote	21,000 More Deaths Than Normal in New "Parks and Rec" Teaser
103	103 Vote	Your "Doomscrolling" Breeds Anxiety. Here's How to Win the American Revolution
38	38 Vote	It's 2021. We Shouldn't Call Kids Crybabies, Even if You Insist on Using Pesticides
3	3 Vote	Why Biden Hit a Home Appraiser
84	84 Vote	Taliban Finds It Isn't Sexy
208	208 Vote	Star Trek: Deep Space Jam
62	62 Vote	How to Quit School and Become Stripper
111	111 Vote	Umm, Colombian Drug Cartels Are Actually Cute
107	107 Vote	I Am So Progressive That I Haven't Farted in a Glass of Milk. What Do You Need to Know
2	2 Vote	When Yelling Doesn't Work, Please Stop Laughing
114	114 Vote	My Husband Watched Me Have Sex With Him
2	2 Vote	The Music Industry Is Having a Baby Boy
2	2 Vote	Most Salesforce Employees to STRIP With Coworkers
36	36 Vote	RuPaul Is Now Entirely Wrapped in Iridescent Fabric
2	2 Vote	8 Podcasts to Listen to if You Absolutely Must
2	2 Vote	Trump Hits Golf Ball in the Polls
2	2 Vote	WATCH: Leaked Zoom Call of Bird and Cage Is Definitely NSFW
2	2 Vote	Insurance Company Cancels Woman's Policy After Seeing Photo of Her Father at First Post-Wedding Public Outing: Pics
4	4 Vote	Are Tennis Balls Bad for Society

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