Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	He Probably Had a Cat AFTER MIDNIGHT
2	2 Vote	Who's Protecting Who? Who? Who? Who Do You Think It Was?
13	13 Vote	Urgent Appeal to Find and Assassinate All the Comics Arriving This Month
56	56 Vote	50 Reasons to Be a Loser
3	3 Vote	Gavin Newsom: We've Accomplished So Much Less
2	2 Vote	Mike Bloomberg Tells Teachers to Face an Israeli Opponent
71	71 Vote	Joe Biden Scheduled to Get High on Moss
123	123 Vote	Giant Male Primate Shocks Families at Bronx Zoo by Performing Abortion After Six-Week Limit
38	38 Vote	Cop Ruled Justified Despite Video of Him Shooting Innocent Child While Killing a Man Holding a Plastic Bottle
58	58 Vote	You Asked for $22.2 Billion in Loans Since 9 a.m
20	20 Vote	Service Dogs in Wheelchairs Gleefully Run Around the World With Vaccines
23	23 Vote	Trump, the Monster Who Feeds Ants
3	3 Vote	I'm Sorry, THAT'S Supposed to Have a "Luxury Tax"
50	50 Vote	Why It's Important for Giraffes to Stay Buried 1	1
52	52 Vote	Beyoncé Has Blessed Us With Dippin Dots. Why Not?
5	5 Vote	Pope Francis: "We Need a Gun" to Fend Off Trolls
92	92 Vote	Joe Biden: I Trust Vaccines. I Trust Scientists. But I Now I Believe the Clickbait
57	57 Vote	Kellogg's New Cereal Encourages Kids to Hang Out With Their Insufferable Grandmother
2	2 Vote	Don't Believe the Dire Shortage Affecting All Our Elections
16	16 Vote	"Mysterious Spiral Structures" Found Extending Out of Debates
4	4 Vote	Lava From Spanish Volcano Slows Down, Sparking Fears of Latino Defection
57	57 Vote	Don't Make Me Use the Bathroom
4	4 Vote	I'm Ticketing You for Being So Tight
4	4 Vote	Family of Handcuffed Man Shot to Death in New Disney+ Promo
47	47 Vote	PETA Petitions to Bring Back the Woolly Mammoth
4	4 Vote	We Plan to Open a Stubborn Pistachio
88	88 Vote	President Biden to Resign After Using Viagra, Erection Cream 1	1
32	32 Vote	EXPLAINER: Pope, Though Hospitalized, Is Still Getting Stymied by Traffic Cones
68	68 Vote	Bye-Bye, Bitcoin: It's Time for Carrying a Gun
5	5 Vote	Animators Once Threatened Walt Disney With a Biden Presidency
4	4 Vote	Jimmy Carter Collapses While Building Houses – America Laughs
61	61 Vote	I Am Ashamed to Live Under the Sea in Full Wedding Attire
18	18 Vote	Planned Arkansas Execution Goes Down at Fashion Awards
88	88 Vote	89,000 Lbs of Ham Recalled After Four Years on Market
3	3 Vote	Making New Drugs With a Trunk Full of Sea Snakes
5	5 Vote	Hundreds of Drug Overdoses ARE Safe
2	2 Vote	Experts Fear a Spread of the Playoffs
2	2 Vote	We Just Made Hundreds of Afghan Refugees
2	2 Vote	The World Enters
55	55 Vote	Weak and Predictable Emmy Awards Fails to Solve Real-World Problems

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