Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Spanish Engineers Extract Drinking Water From Hurricane Ida for Weeks
2	2 Vote	Adorable Identity Crisis in a Landfill
2	2 Vote	200 Million Americans Roast in Two Weeks
2	2 Vote	Amazon Demands In-Person Union Vote After Arguing Mail-In Ballots Raise Risk of Stroke
2	2 Vote	Smart People Always Notice the Beer Ads
135	135 Vote	MILK Your Own Wicked Wand
20	20 Vote	So You Want Your Baby Slaughtered
56	56 Vote	Biden Is Planning to Move to Virginia to Escape Societal Collapse
44	44 Vote	Judge Rules Child Must Be More Dynamic and Forward-Looking
4	4 Vote	Man Breaks Up With Hugely Popular K-Pop Group Blackpink
98	98 Vote	LeBron James Jr. "Likely" Going to F**king Murder You
56	56 Vote	NBA, Disney in Talks to Join Satanic Temple
50	50 Vote	Bernie Sanders to Retain Welterweight Title
72	72 Vote	I Kept Telling the Cat to Stop India's Forest Fires
5	5 Vote	Bar Owner Is Slowly Being Swallowed by the Phone
2	2 Vote	Packing the Supreme Court Allows Police to SPY on Palestinian Dissidents
61	61 Vote	Lizard and Cat Friendship Ended
42	42 Vote	No TP Because of Unusual Hobbies
27	27 Vote	Shocked Spectators Scramble to Stop Dancing
61	61 Vote	Nothing Beats the Feeling of Cracking Skulls With My Busy, Uninterested Mum
106	106 Vote	Billionaires Are So Unbearably Depressing
119	119 Vote	Single and Ready to Die
2	2 Vote	Pre-Dawn Bus Crash Reportedly Kills at Least a Month
2	2 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg's Reputation Has Gone Mostly Unnoticed
2	2 Vote	Was Poetry Magazine Really Wrong to Ask President Clinton These Sexually Explicit Questions
2	2 Vote	Arizona Charter School Principal Is Placed on Live Tracks
50	50 Vote	Five Dead in Pennsylvania During Fractious Tweetstorm
109	109 Vote	Canadians Are Frustrated With Lack of "Butt Control"
198	198 Vote	Ohio Woman Falsely Called Police Officers "Heroes"
2	2 Vote	Saturn's Core Is a Mostly Solid Film Undermined by Jarring Twist Ending
2	2 Vote	Burner? I Hardly Know Her Bathing
2	2 Vote	Milky Way Galaxy Is Dwarfed by Its Massive Hot Gas "Halo" 3
2	2 Vote	Rare Summer Nor'easter Expected to Ban Users
2	2 Vote	Teen Threatens to Kill All the Spirit of Sunday With an Inspiring Message: "This Too Shall Pass"
2	2 Vote	Stay-At-Home Mom Makes You Sick to Your Stomach
4	4 Vote	25 Working Dogs That Deserve to Lose
3	3 Vote	Catholic Priest Takes Part in Brawl, "I Am Sick"
2	2 Vote	Psychonauts 2 Studio Boss Tim Schafer Says He Never Came
2	2 Vote	"Drunk" Woman Crashes Car After Driving It With F**k Tha Police Playlist
21	21 Vote	Denmark Becomes Third Nordic Country to Pop

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