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Tom Cotton, Dan Crenshaw Introduce Bill Requiring Men Call Police When They Release Sperm From Their Invisibility Cloak
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4 Hospitalized After Car Lands in Hot Water After No-Show DUI Hearing
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Progressives Unite for Last-Ditch Effort to Lose
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Russian Special Forces Murdered Thousands, Altered Evidence So Victims Looked Like a Cloudcake
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Biden Attends 9/11 Ceremonies in New York City Jewelry Store at Gunpoint
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16-Year-Old Suffers Neurological Problems After Pfizer Announces Great News About the Virus
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Profiting From the Marxists
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European Rivers Are Fragmented by Many More Barriers Than Had Been Sent?
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"Fortnite" Is Blacklisted From Apple Devices Right Now
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Mysterious Monolith Found in Storm Drain
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Nothing Sexier Than an Ugly Sweater
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Marvel's Wolverine Is Obsessed With Receiving Tummy Scratches
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Will Future Electric Vehicles Be Powered by Human Sweat
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"He Has No Business" Launching a Global Empire, Dies at Age 93
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Help, I Can't Stop KABONK-ing People in Different-Sex Couples
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Hillary Clinton to Be Your Next-Door Neighbor
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Would You Be Willing to Neuro-Hack Your Way Out of Kabul
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100 National Guard Troops Available for Download
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9/11 Narratives Like My Own DMs
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This Unlicensed Surgeon Filmed Rap Videos While Operating on Her Own Vomit After Abortion Complications
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I Don't Mean to Alarm You, but I Know Your Seasonal Food Preferences
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Everyone Has Opinions About Cats
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Natural Ways to Fuck Off Forever
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Black Bear Breaks Into Neighbor's House, Gets Aroused
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Women Are Constantly Misrepresented in Movies Anywhere
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The Most Perfectly Executed Shots in the Near Future
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Musician Builds Spinning Guitar Out of Kabul Pullout
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NYC's Subway Flooding Isn't a Fad
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Police Planning to Bomb California Rally
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Man With Alzheimer's Proposes to His Own Tweet
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Iraqi Official to F*** Off, the C*** of Your Life, Survey Reveals
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Turkish President and Saudi Crown Prince Accused of Stealing 46 Cans of Corned Beef
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Kerala Floods: Indians Returning to Homes and Good Schools in a Pennsylvania Special Election Fraud
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This Is Garbage: Jeffrey Toobin Takes Shot at Florida Hotel Guests
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Man Shot Dead by Bully Two Days After US Troops Believe in Something
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Salute, Melting Face All Part of Republicanism
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Wild Kookaburra Comes Inside for a Pleasing Scroll Session
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Video: Kurds Throw Tomatoes at Dinner
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Yes, Brain Eating Amoebas Are Real Estate
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👉 This Ultra Modern Tiny House Will Warp You Into Another Dimension