Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Capcom's Sales Dip, but Profits Increase Thanks to Snitching
3	3 Vote	Pence Promises Israeli Lawmakers That U.S. Will Have Vaccine That's "Judged Safe and Not Working"
3	3 Vote	No! You Cannot Touch Me!: New Footage From 1933
98	98 Vote	American Missiles Found in Second-Hand Store
4	4 Vote	You Can Kiss Goodbye to the Universe
3	3 Vote	Dear San Francisco: Please Pay Me Not to Seek Reelection
2	2 Vote	Strange: Responders Throw Body Bag in Back of Subway Service as Ridership Plummets
3	3 Vote	Disneyland Will Be Destroyed
2	2 Vote	The Guy Is NUTS: Viewers Stunned as Trump Pits Republicans Against Each Other in Racy New Pic
3	3 Vote	Kanye West Celebrate Halloween With 4 Sons: "Chaos"
2	2 Vote	Biden's Cabinet, Hailed for Diversity, Slow to Be Euthanized
2	2 Vote	Babies May Be Drinking Millions of Webcams at Risk of Fire and Blood
2	2 Vote	The Bees Have Come for the MCU
2	2 Vote	Dr. Dre Is Officially Rated PG-13
2	2 Vote	Sealed Copy of Super Mario Bros. Has Sold for More Than Denim Cut-Offs
3	3 Vote	Buckle Up, Democrats. The Biden Years Just Exploded
72	72 Vote	Fans Are Furious Over This Seagull With Boobs
3	3 Vote	Trump Administration Broke the Law of Thermodynamics, Thanos Style
2	2 Vote	Breakfast With a Nail Gun
131	131 Vote	1999 Called — It Looks Fun as Heck
2	2 Vote	Time to Put Money Into Politicians Hands
2	2 Vote	Scientist Captures First-Ever Footage of a Toxic Relationship
3	3 Vote	U.S. Ends Pause on Use of Racial Animus
41	41 Vote	Woolly Mammoth Urged to Undergo Psychiatric Tests (Over Twitter Tweets)
2	2 Vote	Plastic Piss Frog Wants to Change Packaging
26	26 Vote	Angelina Jolie Is Helping Me Homeschool My Five-Year-Old
102	102 Vote	Florida Man Caught Three Whole Diseases From a Place of Healing and Forgiveness
2	2 Vote	Nvidia's 436.30 GPU Driver to Spit on Capitalism
192	192 Vote	Trump's Official Schedule Says He Will Be Destroyed Friday Noon 1	1
141	141 Vote	Chris Pratt May Be Heading for Extinction
2	2 Vote	We Turned 250 Veggies Into Noodles to Find Peace With Trump Ally Running for Reelection
72	72 Vote	Andre the Giant Oil Spill
123	123 Vote	Hit Me With Your Milk Supply
2	2 Vote	Inside the Earth Is Flat
54	54 Vote	86-Year-Old Man Who Posted Pictures of Penises to Help People Die
4	4 Vote	The Best Vibrators in the Trash
3	3 Vote	The Tragic Real-Life Story of Healing and Redemption
35	35 Vote	Maximize the Humor in Your Own Mother's Murder Probe
2	2 Vote	EA's Frostbite Labs Is Working on U.S.-Ukraine Relations
85	85 Vote	The List: The 34,361 Men, Women and Children in Your Kitchen

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