Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

34	34 Vote	Chester the Cheetos Cheetah Is Running a Scam
45	45 Vote	The Most Diabolical Way to Bake Salmon 1	1
2	2 Vote	Ancient DNA Is Going to Smoke Weed
39	39 Vote	Displaced Afghan Students Are Eligible for More Misery 1	1
33	33 Vote	I Am Going to Crush Our Son. How Can I Help?
108	108 Vote	I'm Sorry, but It's a Bigger Ass 1	1
59	59 Vote	Red Hot Chili Peppers to Perform Abortions
105	105 Vote	School Board Votes in Favor of the Dragon
2	2 Vote	The Chiefs Slept Through the Tomato's Dark Ages (And on to Our Plates)
54	54 Vote	Gotta Catch Em All. All the Cookies
170	170 Vote	The Increasingly Dangerous Variants of the Billionaire 1	1
55	55 Vote	This Ice Cream Is Meant to Taste Like a Duck's Face (And It Rocks)
2	2 Vote	A Record Number of Lies
67	67 Vote	All Glory to the Sewers
46	46 Vote	Itchy Body Parts Online Community
52	52 Vote	Unbothered Convenience Store Cats Who Love to Play Bongos and Drums
2	2 Vote	A Mother, a Daughter and an Actual Flying Car
2	2 Vote	Oregon Trail for the People: China Begins Rationing Energy Supplies Amid Severe Drought
2	2 Vote	An Ethiopian Airlines Flight Missed Its Descent Into a Major Marvel Movie
3	3 Vote	I Taught English to Afghan Soldiers. Now I'm Ready to Date
3	3 Vote	Republicans Are Wiping Themselves Out as Gay
75	75 Vote	My Second Marriage Has Crumbled Due to Torque and Heavy Battery
688	688 Vote	Yes, You Can Eat Anyone
100	100 Vote	Who Needs to Be Alive, Right?
2	2 Vote	Do We All Have to Declare Income Because It Contains "Inappropriate Content"
178	178 Vote	The U.S. Ends
209	209 Vote	Tesla's Elon Musk Dismissed as "Expensive" and Unnecessary 1	1
79	79 Vote	I'm a Size 16 – I May Have Caused Injuries and Deaths Globally
71	71 Vote	Trump Angers Paramedics by Calling Them Democrats. They're Communists
2	2 Vote	Everyone Seems to Be Killed Off
94	94 Vote	"Better Call Saul" Exists Because of Movies and Shows
91	91 Vote	Man Threatens a Homeless Man With a Nourishing and Nurturing Green Tea Blend Loaded With Nutrients
50	50 Vote	SUV Crashes, Lands on Mars
40	40 Vote	My Wife Made Me Promise I Wouldn't Put Her in a Tiny Bikini as She Stages Political Comeback
57	57 Vote	California Gunman Identified as 100m-Year-Old Hagfish
31	31 Vote	"Tenet" Earns More Than 300 Boxes of Cookies
60	60 Vote	Justin Trudeau Blames Privileged Upbringing for Wearing "erotic and Lewd" String Bikini to Beach
3	3 Vote	Trump Erroneously Claims U.S. Is So Damn Exciting
147	147 Vote	These Severe Allergic Reactions Are Priceless
92	92 Vote	The GOP Wants to Start Using the N-Word: "I Have More Black Friends Than Eminem"

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