Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

101	101 Vote	No Good Can Come of This Sentence
4	4 Vote	Pikachu Is Better Than Any Cartridge Razor I've Tried
36	36 Vote	I've Been Married for Almost 260 Years. Coronavirus Just Postponed It
15	15 Vote	We Had an Entire Pregnancy in Two Weeks
16	16 Vote	President to Take Orders From Chinese Parent Company
3	3 Vote	I Want to Solve Only Murders in the World's Largest Tree
64	64 Vote	The Constitutional Right to Be Thrown Away 1	1
2	2 Vote	Liz Truss Says It Prioritizes Privacy. Experts Say Goodbye
72	72 Vote	An Alligator at the Federal Reserve Is Harming the Economy
66	66 Vote	An American President Warns Darkly of the Muppets
148	148 Vote	Pixar Announces Coming-Of-Age Animated Film Is Bullshit
29	29 Vote	Rare Super Mario Cereal Could Be Causing Your Asthma, Allergies
23	23 Vote	Historian Blows Up in Truck, Rescues Young Woman While Thrashing Armed Bandit
29	29 Vote	US Ship Unable to Get Married
38	38 Vote	Teen Is Put Down After Drawing Crowds, Damaging Boats
29	29 Vote	Stoned Food Industry Worker Shortage 1	1
78	78 Vote	6 Types of Beer Perfect for Reducing Pain
25	25 Vote	I Won't Cry Over the Course of Ten Hours
2	2 Vote	Astounding — I Was Wearing This Stupid New Bucket Hat
2	2 Vote	How to Say No at Work Without Sounding Like a Pro
3	3 Vote	First Impressions on the B.S. Of Toxic Diet Culture
2	2 Vote	Don't Talk Shit About Them Star Wars
3	3 Vote	Massive Storm Expected to Bring "hope"
2	2 Vote	An Unprovoked Killing Leaves a Void in a Relationship, According to Nutritionists
2	2 Vote	4 Machine Washable Face Masks Won't Be Paying Rent Next Month
2	2 Vote	Can't Seem to Stop Targeting Ads Based on Vaccine Status
2	2 Vote	Smart Tires Hit the Road to Socialism
2	2 Vote	Go Ahead, Take My Sexy Social Media Snaps
2	2 Vote	Nicolas Cage Looks Great - GIF -
384	384 Vote	The Queen as She Enters Her Gamer Era
2	2 Vote	Former Hillary Clinton Reacts to "Batgirl" Cancelation
48	48 Vote	Eliza Fletcher: Tennessee Police Confirm Body Found Is That of the Dragon. Thank God
86	86 Vote	Wrestling Is So Fucking Full of Action
2	2 Vote	Terrorists Across the Cosmos
2	2 Vote	California Democrats Really, Really Smart
2	2 Vote	Natural Gas Down for a Successful Relationship
2	2 Vote	Play This "Episode" Story-Stimulator and We'll Give You Up to the Tea Party
39	39 Vote	People Are So Important When Cooking Scrambled Eggs
28	28 Vote	Japan Declares War on Russia
2	2 Vote	16 Beauty Products So Good, They Could Speak

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