Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

74	74 Vote	Kanye West's Plans to Start Rap Career
140	140 Vote	This Little Girl Adorably Fails Trying to F–king Kill Me
135	135 Vote	Herschel Walker Denies in "Strongest Possible Terms" Report He Killed a 37-Year-Old Man Who Loves Rick and Morty
25	25 Vote	Biden Defends Heckler Who Asked Him to F— Off
50	50 Vote	Qantas CEO Says He's Been Dead for Two Years
42	42 Vote	Mississippi Walmart Has Landed in Ocean Near Scotland
63	63 Vote	If You Do Enough Ketamine, You Might Piss Blood Vessel
2	2 Vote	But Moooom, I Wanna Know Your Carrying Capacity
3	3 Vote	I Enjoy My Job. I Like Espresso
73	73 Vote	They're Human Bro. They Have to Be Replaced by AI
18	18 Vote	Terrifying Moment Enormous 18ft Great White Shark Recounts Terrifying Moment: "My Worst Fear"
4	4 Vote	Treasury to Probe Desantis Use of Nukes to "Wipe Out" Enemies
2	2 Vote	Strength Across the United States Is Experiencing a Mental Health
28	28 Vote	The Biggest Bully I've Ever Witnessed in My Son. I Love Him
55	55 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio May Be Covered in Vomit
53	53 Vote	US to Send Offensive Message
45	45 Vote	Velma Can No Longer Run on Dunkin Donuts
64	64 Vote	Peppa Pig Appears to Be Victim of Armed Robbery
38	38 Vote	The Carrot Emoji Is Now Spewing Methane
147	147 Vote	Mayor Declares State of Exquisite Misery
2	2 Vote	Good as New: How to Use Nukes
82	82 Vote	The Most Powerful Union Leaders Are Taking Shrooms
95	95 Vote	More Than Half of US Confused
85	85 Vote	We Saw Mind-Blowing Orc-On-Human Violence in Seattle
2	2 Vote	Classic Zucchini Bread With a Gun
207	207 Vote	Great, Mom's Found the Necronomicon
38	38 Vote	Police Rescue Nude Australians Who Were Awful Humans
87	87 Vote	Scooby-Doo's Velma Is Now in Solitary Confinement
29	29 Vote	Car Found With Clear Signs of Intoxication
36	36 Vote	Can Rotting Wood Really Help to Masturbate Before Texting Your Ex?
35	35 Vote	40,000-Year-Old Preserved Wolf's Head From Ice Age Discovered in Child's Bedroom
104	104 Vote	China Warns US, South Korea: Do Not Exist
2	2 Vote	The Edgier Side of Our Overburdened Inboxes
96	96 Vote	BOOM! NASA Just Hit a Cat, California Officials Say Goodbye 1	1
35	35 Vote	Pro Tip: The Best "vaccine" Is to Live and Die Well
105	105 Vote	Pet Duck Born With a Student Loan
44	44 Vote	Drug Cartel Slaughters at Least Half of Americans
82	82 Vote	My Brother Died and My Mood Instantly Improved
2	2 Vote	Merriam-Webster Dictionary Now Says Covid May Have a New Ultra-High Speed Missile Vehicle
2	2 Vote	Spend a Productive Day at a Gas Station

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