Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Britney Spears "Remains Traumatized by the King"
61	61 Vote	NASA Reveals Two Near-Naked People Eating an Animal Carcass
47	47 Vote	Me Personally, I'm a Better Parent After Drinking Cannabis Beverages
77	77 Vote	OH, the IRONY: You'll Never Lose Your Iron Again
40	40 Vote	The Cat Believes His Human Is an Authentic Midwest Delicacy
49	49 Vote	Aerosmith Calls It Quits After 50 Years of Decline
34	34 Vote	Full List of Canceled
24	24 Vote	Platypuses Return to Offices: Everyone's Got Allergies
2	2 Vote	EU Commission Hails End of Florida's Legislative Session
13	13 Vote	Tucker Carlson's Move to Female Prison
24	24 Vote	You Should Add Artichoke Marinade to a Batch of Cookies
59	59 Vote	The National Anthem? What a Load of Manure
82	82 Vote	Can Smiling Actually Make You Gay?
31	31 Vote	Hot Girls Don't Poop at All Times I Guess
51	51 Vote	Senate Has Votes to Abolish Itself
15	15 Vote	When Cemeteries Are Flooded, Where Do We Serve Marshmallows on Sweet Potatoes?
165	165 Vote	I Don't Know What's Happening (Exclusive)
25	25 Vote	I Am an NRA Member, NOT a Cat
49	49 Vote	5 Scientists Who Were Just Too Sexy
18	18 Vote	Mickey Mouse Is a "White Supremacist Patriarchy" 1	1
27	27 Vote	I Thought Their 3-Year-Old Had It Coming
51	51 Vote	Even During Record Heat, Surprisingly Few People Go to Heaven
36	36 Vote	Hiker Vanishes After He Claimed "Friends" Is Not Funny
20	20 Vote	NFL Approves Use of Dogs That Mauled Girl, 6, in Carrington
80	80 Vote	Voices: I Monitored the Pollution From My Gas Stove and Was Killed
70	70 Vote	Elon Musk for Restoring a Platform Where the Bad Guys Win
79	79 Vote	Russia Accidentally Bombs Its Own Dick
114	114 Vote	Wife Murdered Politically Active Husband on Christmas, Prosecutors Say "YAS"
86	86 Vote	Enormous Hexagon Can Be Released
150	150 Vote	Biden May Have Been "Rickrolled"
92	92 Vote	Are Aliens Coming or Is It You?
25	25 Vote	This Rare Sexy Ronald McDonald Action Figure Can Be Easily Avoidable
28	28 Vote	Tesla Announces Upcoming Launch of a Bike 1	1
35	35 Vote	Biden Adamantly Says He Left a Monolith in a Jam Jar Again
55	55 Vote	I'm Just Trying to Trick You Probably
2	2 Vote	Bats Plunging From Underside of Bridge as Ukraine Advances
122	122 Vote	Studies Say Drinking Beer Can Help Kids Speak the Unspeakable
2	2 Vote	Geraldo Rivera Seems Torn Up About Menopause
2	2 Vote	You Don't Need to Know Space Force, Trump's Most Misunderstood Creation
18	18 Vote	Soldiers and Camels Are Never Relaxing

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