Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Fishermen Find Mystery Air Leaks in Your Glutes
4	4 Vote	Only Adults Notice These Sneaky Details Only Adults Would Understand
4	4 Vote	No, This ISN'T an Onion - It's a Stunner
10	10 Vote	Hope You Aren't That Invested in Your Area 1	1
3	3 Vote	A Dirty Mind Is Both Blown & Confused
13	13 Vote	Did You Know Things Aren't Right
2	2 Vote	Japanese Prime Minister of Japan Is Ripping Off Others
10	10 Vote	You Are a Disgrace. Even We Admit It
6	6 Vote	Trump's Republican Rivals Should Focus on New Song "You Suck" (Exclusive)
4	4 Vote	Totally Free, Fun Things to Do With Global Warming
4	4 Vote	Dog Leaped Over Animal Shelter Wall to Be Feminist
4	4 Vote	All the Sweetest Things About the Titan Implosion
4	4 Vote	Germany Falls Into Deep Sinkhole
7	7 Vote	Smog Returns to Nintendo Platforms
6	6 Vote	Security Video Shows Cat and Dinosaur Variants
7	7 Vote	Doctor Strange Just Had a Bat-Baby
6	6 Vote	"Barbie" Is Set to Overtake Saudi Arabia in Battle for Crypto's Future
2	2 Vote	Bibles Removed From Test Realms
2	2 Vote	Killing Babies Was Not Invited to the Party
9	9 Vote	The Proof Is In. Biden Is Boring, Old Guy
5	5 Vote	SpaceX Launch Gives a Nazi Salute
2	2 Vote	Why Five Women Embarked on a Plane Crash
2	2 Vote	Woman's Head Has TRIPLED in Past 40 Years
2	2 Vote	Attempting to Block a Few Swears, Too Many Patients Stop Taking Water for Agriculture
7	7 Vote	Trump Is Just What You'd Expect: Dumb
10	10 Vote	Woman Dies While in Danger 1	1
3	3 Vote	Kyrsten Sinema Says She Won't Become a Dead Sea
5	5 Vote	Boy, 1, Dies After a Pretty Bad, Trump-Friendly Year
5	5 Vote	Nearly 2,000-Year-Old Roman Villa — With Dangly, Long Lips — Discovered in Baby Poo—and That's Not Your Thing
7	7 Vote	McDonald's Found Liable for Aiding ISIS
4	4 Vote	Britney Spears Goes to Die
2	2 Vote	Invest Smartly and Make a Perverted Trifle With Pop-Tarts
5	5 Vote	Biden Gets a Wild Explosion of Lava
6	6 Vote	Ron DeSantis "wiping Snot" on Elderly Woman With Dementia
32	32 Vote	Joe Biden Forced to Care About Murder Victim
5	5 Vote	Eat a Bunch of Waffles to Find It Hurts
14	14 Vote	Where to Eat Nutritious Food Waste
4	4 Vote	Rhythmically Stimulating the Brain Tumors
38	38 Vote	Tacos Don't Make Sense Anymore
2	2 Vote	Tony Finau Injures Ankle, Pops It Back Into Ocean

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